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That’s a free kick all day, terrible decision

You get the feeling that Leny Yoro’s career has been crushed by joining Man U

Vicario honestly, I love the standard of goalkeepers nowadays. Regular hilarity

Mega gash from Solanke, that is vile

Why the fuck are Spurs just launching the ball to Man U whenever they regain possession. There’s half an hour still to go you fucking cowards

This ref isn’t helping the game, the quality is absolutely abhorrent but it’s so broken up as well. Can barely call this football

Doing Mason Mount things, that was a classic Mount half

Hahahahha, absolute howler from Onana

Could Udogie be playing any worse than this?

Bruno F in max whinge mode tonight, great to see him being a whiny bitch when it counts

This game is such a shit off, what a sad spectacle for the final

Maguire desperate to have a rick in a final here

Udogie’s had a shocker so far

Luke shaw is carrying far too much timber

Solanke looks like he’s been created with an AI image generator

Would be class for the neutral if there was some additional jeopardy, e.g. if no one wins it in normal time then they can still win the trophy in extra time but can’t qualify for champions league

Is there not something we can do as a civilian population to oust Rio from public life?

For Newcastle there is only one team winning that makes sense for us and that’s Spurs. They’ll continue to be dogshit. Man U, if they win will be a lot better next season. If they lose it could get delightfully ugly next season

This feels like a good move for both parties. If Southampton still have a good academy then they probably have some hope of re-establishing themselves at some point in the next five years in the PL but if they don’t it’s going to require a very good manager and almost perfect transfer business

Embarrassing as fuck from Bournemouth, turning this off

This game has been a bit of a freak show. Some amazing moments and some stuff that looks like a Soccer Aid match

He’d be insane to go to Spurs

Wew, almost impossible to miss that, probably .98xG

Knuckled it like a free kick

Game over, special goal