gbandit

Bin it, bring in the automated offside technology and we’re sorted

Today I feel Foreign, today I feel African, today I feel dollar dollar bills yo

Wish the day would hurry up

35 million for a goalkeeper who transforms the way we play out from the back is pretty likely, either this summer window or the one after. Knowing the football Howe wants us to play, he isn’t going to want a keeper who can’t be trusted with the football at his feet

Want to both win and humiliate these slimy slugs

No chance Pope would be happy to be number two unless he’s permanently crocked

Idiotic

The kindest angle? For fuck’s sake, he’s not decapitated the lad, show us the replay so we can actually see what happened

Booing? Eurgh, grim supporters

Ange’s dirty bastards

What does Brennan Johnson do?

I do like the Viking even though he’s a limited footballer

Is Spanish Keegan the Mike Ehrmantraut to Pep’s Gus Fring?

Gvardiol with almost the defensive play of the season

Maddison the biggest WUM in the league? Surely the biggest English WUM

Man City shitting the bed a bit here

De Bruyne very flat so far

Aye, I’ve been singing his praises, immense player

Haaland can be so flat track against quality CBs who are tall, strong and fast

They’ve got fuck all idea who they want

Just because you’ve had your heartbroken doesn’t mean you can’t love again #bekind #bethkind

Because as strange as it sounds, people don’t only talk about football on a football forum even in the football section. It also turns out that things outside of football often have relevance and in Jim’s case his Brexit vote and moving his business abroad while seeking funding from taxpayers in the UK for a stadium to house one of the top three richest clubs in the world is an important point in illustrating how awful they are and how pathetic the attempt is

Lerl

Electric banter

Leon Bailey going to murder Watkins tonight in his sleep