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Classic age old trope. Greed intensifies more and more until the thing eats itself. We’re at the point where football has self-cannibalised one of its arms. As soon as it starts on the foot it’s all over

Set it all on fire and start again, Guy Fawkes it all please so we can get back to actually just following football rather than this fucking nonsense clownshow off the pitch

Better than that, what would the name Hamza Choudhury mean to you?

I gather Lloyd Kelly is flying in for them

Does feel targeted and very sinister actually on further review. Gutted, thought better of IP but this has been really unsettling

Be an absolutely perfect signing for them

They may as well tear PSR to shreds and start again but it’s still serving a purpose of letting other clubs do what they want while we shit on our hands so it’s got some life in it yet

Paul’s exit interview: “You weren’t fit for purpose Paul”

He’s very good in linking play, excellent ball carrier, dynamic in changing positions and has fairly good feet. Just not good in front of goal. If he could improve that aspect of his game he’d be an amazing player, he’s shite at finding a yard and making the right decision for someone with such good technique. I think he’s made a terrible decision as Howe is probably among the very few coaches that you could get on transforming his game. However, who cares, he’s made his decision. We’ll move on

I’m not hammering their efforts in signing players, they’re amazing at it, the best. I’m hammering the fact that they’ve now built such a sustainable model that they could actually try and build towards winning things and being a CL contender regularly but nah, why do that when you can get on your knees and put Todd’s sagging balls in your mouth?

Not going to be smart of us I hear, when we’re back in for him in 2026

What’s the latest on Miodrag Pivas?

Enjoyed this a lot more than I was expecting

Genuinely is a feeder club model. If I was a fan of Brighton I’d be absolutely sick to fuck of it. Who cares about making money if you’re not actually seeing gains season after season. The only way to succeed as a club is to have a fair amount of stability in the squad. It’s not possible to win things if you sell your best players every year or two. Fucking joke of a club the way it’s basically just a financial game to Bloom

Brighton and Chelsea’s relationship in the transfer market is creepy as fuck like

“Only wanted Chelsea” basically sums up why he’d never have been the right fit here anyway. He’s clearly a mercenary style player and at least now we can go back to calling him a nonce unequivocally in good conscience

The good thing about him at Chelsea is he’s got a bit of an attitude problem and there are a lot of wankers associated with the club. Going to run myself a schadenfreude bath and soak in it for hours when it all goes to shit there for him and them

Nothing unnecessary about hating Chelsea. Any football fan should be mandated to hate them, including their own fans. In fairness they do hate Boehly just like we all do

Wonder what happens with Sterling next season. Can’t see anyone buying him so it’ll either be a loan or a bomb squad special

“Re-start their ambitious plan”? What is this plan, sign players form massively inflated transfer fees and then sell them for nothing back to clubs after six months because the players don’t want to play in that league?

Shame for that area, even more of a shame that Chelsea still exist

Parish will be licking his lips at the thought of dropping the price for Liverpool

Dibling

Aye, I’d pay decent money to watch him throw Todd Boehly through a table