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Going on record here as saying I hope we sign Elanga and I think he'll be very good for us if he does sign. However, we absolutely have to get a 10 in if he does come

Unsellable, a word I don't like for other team's players

That’s right, put some respect on his name

I am once again beseeching everyone to recognise Dibling as the starting RW for us

Pretty sure they’re not interested in some washed up tennis player

That one hurt more than any other for me too. Think I was too young with Cole

“They hold an interest and are weighing up what steps to take next. He’s a player they know about and have watched. Whether they can do a deal or not is still unclear as there’s a lot of work to do. It’ll be complex but they hold a real interest”

I like risks, I’m in two minds on this one as Botman needs to prove his fitness this coming season

That right foot looks like silk in fairness

Guler?

Pretty sure he got kicked off the Stack dance floor and asked to leave when he tried to do a windmill and flew into the bar. Could be heard shouting “this place isn’t fit for purpose” as the bouncers carried him outside

https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/seung-soo-park/profil/spieler/1134717

Just managed to coax her back inside by dressing up as Big Dan Burn. Made some makeshift stilts out of bamboo, was ushering her inside when I lost my balance and careered into the kitchen. The stilts split in half, smashed my head off the hob and now have first degree burns. It was all worth it though, and the good news is that Park's primary position is left winger so we've finally managed to fill that hole

Huge news? Can someone tell us why it’s huge news?

He’s a proper wanker like

Thanks man

It’s not the update either you or I wanted but sadly things have not worked out as well as I’d hoped. Received a phone call from the school and my daughter’s been expelled. I’ve also been informed that a letter is going out to my employer requesting that I’m relieved of my position immediately. The headteacher also spat out the following “I hope you don’t sign anyone this window and that Big Dan Burn gets shin splints”. Not going to mince my words, this has hit me pretty hard. Was going to take my daughter out for an ice cream to apologise but she’s just kicked a football through the window and jumped out onto the street so I’m off out to find her

Taken my daughter out of school today to follow updates about it. The headteacher was livid about it but we just blew her a raspberry and mooned her. Some things in life are more important

The red flags were positively dripping with blood when he used to celebrate massively when scoring against us. The huge weirdo. As if he’d had a hard time of it with us, wanker

Seeya Paul, hope you can transform another club that’s not fit for purpose like you managed here

Aye, both transformative signings, potentially for a decade

Superstar players go for …

Toad, why’d you do it Toad? https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c0l4g96pl77o

He a fascinating blend of a player, if it could all come together it’s hard to believe he wouldn’t be a brilliant footballer. Will all just depend on his mental side I think