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Temporary stands on the town moor? Giving us a taster of the new stadium and what lies ahead? I can get behind that

Love all the former player interviews about us winning, absolutely love it

“He did get involved in training, he did put on sessions” hardly a huge endorsement when he was the head coach is it, you thick cunt

Bellend’s quite a soft insult. Think it’s mainly used when describing a loser or someone that’s annoying, bit of a wanker. Don’t think it has the level of vitriol that most fans hold for him

Don’t think there’s a person alive Bruce wouldn’t throw under the bus to try and make himself look better. Wouldn’t stop at throwing them under, he’d drive over them a few times too. Absolute chancer and hideous creature

One of the things we continually hear is that footballers are being overplayed, that they’re being run into the ground and it’s true so why don’t we create a new competition that no one gives a fuck about other than the respective club’s owners who can solve their PSR issues. Modern football can go fuck itself and I’d say the same if we were involved https://www.theguardian.com/football/2025/mar/23/bold-but-significant-risk-fifa-pulling-out-all-the-stops-to-sell-club-world-cup

I agree with this, would be good for his confidence. However, if there is a buyer out there who’s willing to spend over £10m on him then I’d sell

Clinging onto the hope that they fire an open top bus out of a cannon into the Tyne. Then Miggy is parachuted in and as he comes into land he kicks a right-footed shot so hard it knocks all the rust off the Tyne bridge. Jamaal Lascelles comes out with two bionic legs and crushes Richard Masters’ neck which is televised to a chorus of “you don’t know what you’re doing”. Finally, Eddie Howe serenades the lads from the top of the angel of the north with “take on me”

It would be an honour to see him decked out in the red devils’ attire playing a key part of their championship push to return to the premier league

Might have to have watch the whole thing as I really enjoyed the Bruce clips. How much of it focuses on his time with us? Not that fussed about any of the other clubs

How likeable is Dwight Gayle? We all knew how awful Bruce was but Dwight seems like such a down to earth lad, very little ego and speaks well. Always liked him with us and hope he has fond memories of his time at NUFC

His first start after the most intense match of his career, playing with strangers and a new manager. Top journalism

If he’d managed to get the club down to his level we’d be non-league by now, the fucking waster

Livra should make the step to consistent B next season. Burn will drop a bit from those lofty heights next season. Got to hope that Osula climbs and I think Miley will be in consensus B territory soon. Joelinton would get himself in the Bs if he can produce at 90% of the cup final quality most games

The question is how we create space for Kane within twenty yards of goal. His legs have gone for running at defences and it was never really his game but it’s so pronounced now. He’s one level above Callum Wilson on the functioning legs dept

Foden is absolutely nothing like Mason Mount. He might not produce for England but he’s a ridiculously talented player technically

Lush Vlad’s already referenced it, he slapped away the hand of one of his teammates after he scored his goal when they came to celebrate with him. He’s had a couple of red cards and he’s 17 years old

Top defensive header from Kane

Dan Burn bullying Pickford, lovely

Rashford chasing back to defend like he hadn’t done for Man U for the last four years

Something about Lewis Skelly pisses me off, get the feeling he’s got a massive ego

An extremely boring spectacle

Still like Pardew? Fuck me, all his actions are self-serving, surely you can see that

Howe is an A. When he hangs it up he’ll be a consensus A from the footballing world. For now, he’s our A

He’s positive about the club because it makes him look better. That’s it. By associating himself with Newcastle, especially now that we’ve won a trophy it only helps his profile