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Can you imagine Arteta ever coming out with that?

Just pathetic over-refereeing as usual

There’s a future for him here if we get back to being a high press team regularly. I do worry for him as a sub though, I can’t think of many games where he’s looked good as a sub, I don’t think it helps his fragile confidence but he’s not good enough to start

It’s going to spook a lot of keepers and create a lot more forced and unforced errors from them as they will be paranoid as fuck

They regressed to their mean and also lost their best player in Olise. Eze is absolutely class but more of an individual brilliance player rather than someone who consistently makes them tick. Their defence is a bit more makeshift and they are an incredibly boring side. Looking forward to them circling the drain all season

They certainly are stupid as fuck if it’s about making money. If they just have endless money and don’t mind wasting it, top marks to them. If they are trying to make a profit (which I’m sure is the only real intent) then they’ve been a fucking mess since Boehly arrived

Aye, they can fuck off. Superstar leagues are for superstar teams

Such an unhinged lad

Maybe he’ll get a move to Liverpool at a cut price deal, maybe he won’t. Either way, Parish has lost out on a ton of cash for being a stupid wide boy twat

Gan on Leicester

Lopetegui is going to be out of a job soon if this carries on

There’s a jobsworth element to his reffing and he gave them every little thing he could today

Just terrified any time the ball is at his feet and someone’s running at him

That blunder pass where he scuffed it forward half a metre was followed by him starting to complain that someone hadn’t been in the right position to receive it but it was a complete mishit anyway

Not a game where he can control the midfield obviously but it’s so good to have a player in there who’s very comfortable receiving the ball in all sorts of areas and who’s looking for a positive pass to release people

His corners from the right are deadly, think he delivered three all in the same difficult areas for defences. We’ll get a lot of headed goals against teams this season if he’s always on corners on that side

Great job by the main man

Far better performance in terms of his running and intent

Rolls Royce class as usual

So complacent on the ball a few times but way better off the ball I’d say

Such a mixed bag always with this lad. Thank fuck he’s got some pace

A giant aerially in defence today and enjoyed him getting right to Haaland and giving him nothing, a top performance

Thought he had a very very good game. He’s by some distance our best passer from defence

10 months out with a dislocated eye socket

Good team apart from up front. Gordon’s going to have to have a massive game