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This is perfection

There’s some speculation that Szoboszlai’s blood is red too. Major tell there if true

The fact that he shook hands with Kenny Dalglish in Anfield on the day he signed the contract says it all. If he’d shook Shearer’s hand at St James’, that would have also said it all. Lee knows where the scoops are and he sure knows how to break them

None of them actually believe it though, it’s just their way of allowing themselves to be on board with the idea by finding an angle that feels like it’s coming from a good place. Either wilfully lying to themselves or just wilfully lying to others

Sandro looks like such a serious guy. When he breaks into a smile it feels like it’s because he knows he should smile. Might be misreading his body language but he doesn’t give a lot away

He wants to be the best, thankfully not at fashion. Big season coming up for Gordon. He doesn’t even need to shithouse to get under other player’s skin

Hahaha, that’s absolutely class. There are so few “good faith” people in the debate about Saudi Arabia. As soon as it affects them personally or their club, so much changes in the way they talk about the regime. Personally, I think a lot of NUFC fans have taken the exact right line that nothing is going to improve or change in Saudi Arabia and it is poisonous for us that we’re owned by them but we love football and love our club and nothing will change that

Steven Taylor’s

Possibly the worst post on social media coming from someone who didn’t have malicious intentions

Man, football has been turned on its head. Wonder what it’ll look like in five year’s time

Huge respect or Dele for facing all that trauma and then being able to talk about it. The courage to even seek help is inspiring when your past is littered with so many examples of abuse and mistreatment

Here man, what’s gannin on in here? Been playing Traitors and getting my arse handed to me, any actual developments in this transfer?

Farce of a football club

If you have a bottomless pit of money and keep buying elite players it’s going to work at some point, but Boehly doesn’t deserve an ounce of credit

Looks an angry man

Aye, they’ll be pissing them off massively with that bid

Clive Everton, snooker commentator but loved his use of silence

The art of not speaking is so rare. There was a snooker commentator who I loved (not Willie Thorne) who used to do BBC and then about ten years ago moved onto Eurosport. He was pretty old, had experienced depression in his life and he had a very soft way of speaking but quite a low voice. What was he called? Absolutely loved him, think he’s still alive

It’s really fucking sad like, I’d feel awful if people hadn’t mentioned that he’d been a total dickhead to them in the past

“My head hurts, naughty naughty, no more wine o’clock ? ? ? ?, haha, see you tomorrow for more transfer madness ? “

Yes, fucking please

Huge names in there

That is funny as fuck, so small time

Think the biggest compliment to him is that he’s got a very determined mentality and that’s coupled with him having a lot of areas of strength. He isn’t a great dribbler and that wont change but he’s shown that he can do the dirty work, his extremely rapid, he can play multiple positions, he’s showing more of a goal scoring instinct, he’s got great movement. I think he could develop into playmaker / wide forward. It says a lot that his game could still go in lots of directions and he’s perfectly placed with Howe as a coach

Aww, lovely Matty. Congrats lad