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Ooof, that’s rough. Lovely Roy, hope he makes a full recovery and then can find a way to chill out rather than managing at the highest level. I get that he obviously still wants to but give yourself a break man

Hope this is parody

Nah, we’ll beat Blackburn. Just depends who we get after that

This is pretty wild

Wonder how much him having been with us plays into their decision. Not only are they getting their man but they’re getting all the insider info on our long term plans. That’ll help them to try fuck us over for years to come. Ratcliffe is a total wanker and I dislike Brailsford

El Fenomeno

Ashworth gets the blame because some fans have decided that Ashworth’s main role is everything to do with signings to the first team and any issues that come up with that sit mainly with Ashworth

Eh? We got a significant offer for him in January. More than we would have got without a contract extension. He’ll likely go in the summer to KSA and we’ll get a decent fee because of his extension

He looks pretty explosive. I’ve only seen bits and pieces from his time abroad but he’s definitely got the talent to make it. I agree on the Dutch league being a very difficult league to tell you what someone would be like in the PL but I’m genuinely excited about Minteh. Sadly, not so much with Kuol

Thought that earlier. Was looking at the matches later on and was like “ah nice, CL football’s back and then a half-second later I was like, fuck this”

Personally think Minteh is going to very interesting next season. He’s got a ton of talent. We obviously need another RW but he won’t be going out on loan next season, I’m sure of that

Personally think McTominay is much better than Onana. Don’t want either but that’s my take. Hopefully we have some good options lined up who are technically strong on the ball

Some people just need to live in an actual sim / virtual reality. They’re already there in most ways, just take the leap and finally fuck off from the real world where they can properly act out all their fantasies of things that upset them

Mainoo looks class, so does Miley. Personally think Miley has a higher ceiling although Mainoo is slightly further along in his development

I’d say the higher value players are undervalued and the lower value players are overvalued. However, fuck knows what future transfer windows will look like given FFP’s impact on the market

We should absolutely cash in for anything over £10m. I rate him extremely highly as a striker although I think he’s on the wane. However, our main issues this season have come from players not being fit. He’s probably the least reliable player in the squad, in a position where we only have one other option really (Gordon I think can play there but it’s not his best position)

The term “made of glass” gets thrown around too easily but Wilson genuinely is a walking injury. Says a lot about his ability that he’s had the career he’s had in spite of those injuries

A grim read sadly

Wew, I’m in the mud. They’re still horrific

Hard to imagine how shite it must be watching Palace week in week out

It’s also going to get to a point where a lot of those teams we have left to play have nothing to play for while we still do

Tonali can replace Joelinton’s physical presence? Not sure I saw any evidence of that even though I rate Tonali and think he will be great for us

Fantastic scenes

Some stat, especially with so many games remaining