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If we can’t field three GKs on the bench for this then we might as well just cancel the fixture and pay a fine. If anything I wanted us to get four in there but it’s now looking like only two on the bench

Fuck knows what’s going to happen in terms of the result but I feel like we’re going to perform really well. Maybe we’ll get fucked over but we’ll definitely play well

Pathetic effort to go for that ball from Patterson, just let Onana come and claim it

This could get ugly here, Everton look like they’ve given up

Merino type

Beautiful effort that

Interesting thing about this pen is that Martial would have dived anyway, so stupid from Young to put his foot out

This ref man

Would be gutted if we had Onana playing for us. Makes it hard to properly enjoy games when you know your keeper could easily do you in. Hopefully he produces one of his ricks today

Wow, not sure I’ve ever seen someone run in the wrong direction from goal while landing one of those. Incredible technique, amazing confidence to even do it

This game has been so shit. I didn’t see the overhead kick which by all accounts was fantastic but the general play in transition has been awful

Everton should be ahead

Rashford looks absolutely incapable of beating a man, just loses the ball every time

Kamara, get up you little bitch

Would say this is an extremely unpredictable game to predict, other than both teams will score

Genuinely hilarious this game, like it’s being played by school kids with amazing talent but no structure

This

The amount of people whose entire selling point is that they’re extremely dislikeable is a fascinating development of the internet era / new jobs era

Alex Ferguson left Man U a decade ago. Have there been periods in football where one of the top three richest sides in world football have been so shit for a decade? Shit by their own standards and the standards of their riches that is

Bloody hell, was a massive character growing up and was clearly a talented manager in an old school fashion

Easily, if he stays fit and either maintains his current form or even somehow improves

Arteta’s such a weirdo man

Don’t think he’s a mercenary by any stretch. By all accounts, he’s worked extremely hard at Man City and has wanted to play more, he’s not caused any rifts or issues. My issue is whether he has the drive to be the best. The limited game time over the last few years suggests he maybe doesn’t have the will to become the best he can be. However, who knows, it’s not like any of us know what’s going on there for sure

Only seen Roony once, is he an Odegaard style player? Attacking midfielder with excellent dribbling technique? I’d say, Odegaard’s the ideal player for us even though his own dribbling technique isn’t amazing. His vision and shooting from the edge of the box is exceptional

Isak’s hilarious. Must be one of those people that communicates positively through violence or abuse. One of my best mates wasn’t the most comfortable socially and would always take the piss out of you or give you a punch on the arm when he was trying to be kind to you