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What happened to the tomato by the way?

On your Marsch, get set, go!

Fuck, always came across as a lovely lad. Fingers crossed

Aye, sounds like they’re absolutely fucked. Let’s hope the punishment is a lot more than a slap on the wrist. We need to be cracking down on charlatans in football otherwise we’re going to get further and further away from it being about the fans and the football and more about dickheads playing with toys

Gutting this like, something actually being done about corruption. Hope Boehly isn’t next, he’s such a top lad and definitely cares about people, cares too much if anything, and definitely hasn’t done anything shady since he came in

Found out the gender / sex of my two daughters at birth. Always find it odd how much people want to find out whether they’re having a boy or girl, like it matters. One of my best mates is having a girl and his wife was really anxious that they were going to have a boy until their 20-week scan

Agreed, hopefully he fucks off

This sounds class, I love other clubs turning into a shambles after we were a mess for well over a decade

He’s so angry man, find it really odd

New season, new lead role

He’s our most consistent player in the team alongside Pope. I don’t mind him picking up yellows for tackles but you could tell he was embarrassed himself with that dive, looked so sheepish. Hopefully that’s his lesson learnt

Sure man. You got me

Once Taggart finally gets back from his latest case we’ll have to see how this plays out

I mean sure, we can find one single instance to discount my point. I haven’t looked at the stats in detail but I would imagine his xG and xA is the lowest on average in the starting 11 and by a distance, which would be mad considering his height

Nah, I think he had two opportunities to go on loan again: summer 2022 and Jan 2023. Think he’ll be with us from now on

I actually thought his defensive work as good as we’ve seen from him. I wouldn’t be having a go against him but I just think fundamentally he’s not good at anticipating how other players move and I struggle to understand why he just waits for balls to come to him when an opposition player who’s behind him uses their strength and pace to get in front of him when he should be controlling the game most times

He will be like, surely

I think the ‘back to his old self’ comments are harsh like, teams are wise to crowding him out now and he’s getting less space. He’ll never have the trickery to beat people out wide and leave them for dead but his hold up play, his ability to cut in and his tracking back means we should be holding onto him. If he gets space on his left he’ll continue to be a threat too

In an attacking sense, he’s our weakest player every single game

Imagine this lad in a year’s time under Howe’s coaching. Going to be an absolute nightmare to play against

He had a better second half but I’d be playing Gordon over him every time

Sharper for sure today but pace wise he definitely looks like he’s lost a yard

He didn’t do anything special in his sub appearance but he looked a lot more composed and all his touches and passes were good. Hopefully he’s settled a bit as I think it was more a case of desperately wanting to prove himself that was hampering him before

His pace is the difference for us, that and the fact he moves the ball quickly and always finds space. He’s exactly what we need

West Ham are going to stall at any opportunity now as they look absolutely fucked