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At least Isak is back but fuck me, Willock, what is going on

No way that’s a foul

Wrong thread, fuck you Chewsee

Alvarez has been off it today

Ah, ok, I’ll pipe down as that’s totally fair enough

Just couldn’t believe what I was hearing. If he did say Fodenmania I hope he gets “taken out” during half time

If Willock’s injured this season can just fuck right off. Can’t imagine how difficult it is to prepare for games when players keep dropping every few days

Did the commentator just say: ”Foden, maybe, ahhh” or ”Fodenmania”

Bernardo Silva must be making a serious case for being a top five midfielder in the PL era at this stage

Nunez’s facial hair . We got Jafar in the house today

Really weird game this, both sides are passing it around in pretty intricate patterns but making lots of mistakes. The intensity seems very up and down

Sounds likely, did you finish school in ‘05? In tynemouth?

Smash them, 3-1 win. Sterling for them, Willock to get one for us, Jamaal to get one and maybe Gordon

Whitley High and Valley Gardens

Can’t be good for his health that, five times? When it was all to do with fielding a cobbled together team that was exhausted. Still, it’s the reason why he’s exceptional

Aye, threw up in my mouth at that

Disagree on this one. Joelinton can score goals but I think only consistently when running through from midfield onto balls where he’s got some space. I think he’d be shite playing up top as the target man. Gordon, while not ideal either as he would struggle to get into the game at least has more pace to cause problems

The Ten Hag way (AKA ostracising all your players and being incredibly bald)

Couldn’t give a fuck what the divisions are called in all honesty as long as there’s a shared language for what they are so we all know what we’re referring to

Think there’s a few playing themselves down a bit in here. Played with @El Prontonise and he’s got a nice finish on him, @ponsaelius is also a good finisher and can work space for shots well. @AyeDubbleYoo is also a good player, links play really well

There was a lad in my year who I was sure would go pro but he was released by Sunderland the year they got relegated and when he was graduating from their academy. Steven Taylor was in the year above, never rated him as highly as the lad in my year

Aye, Raya’s first choice for now

Very average. I was always quite good at crossing accuracy but my dribbling was non-existent. I think I have relatively good vision but not the skill to make use of it a lot of the time. Absolutely awful in the air

In fairness, that Gottlob post has me absolutely creased

Wat?