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Stevie G looks like his arse has fallen out

Why the fuck couldn’t we get a zoomed in shot of that headbutt? Barely possible to see what happened

Basically just Ashley Young who cares

I don’t watch Villa much Ings looks like he has zero confidence

Does Bailey always look this poor?

Totally deserved, but not good for keeping Gerrard in post

How much money did McGinn give the Make A Wish Foundation to keep getting PL starts?

Fulham are a good team going forward, especially with Mitrovic. Shame Liverpool plundered their other brightest player, Carvalho otherwise they’d easily be up there as a contender for 10th-13th

Pereira looks absolutely class

Villa getting battered

What a sad demise for one of the nicest guys you could ever imagine

Philippe Auclair is apoplectic with rage that Newcastle have spent money this year and with Eddie for saying that we have constraints to our spending going forward. He's also incensed that Eddie didn't get on his knees and blow Klopp for being a dickhead earlier in the week

Speaks really well there, seems like a good lad

He didn’t have a great game last night but he does have some good attributes to his game. He has pace, a good attitude, presses hard and is an excellent diver. He has really good movement. I don’t think he’s massively gifted technically when it comes to close control and dribbling but he can hold the ball up well. The numbers quoted about him are mental though

Does a lot of good work off the ball, just a shame that he often needs too much time on it

Yeah, they offered higher wages, don’t think the fee was much different

Yeah, Onana was very comfortable on the ball, is clearly a great athlete and really helped control the game in midfield. Shame he went to Everton but prefer that he went there over West Ham

Hope Mitrovic embarrasses Gerrard tonight, but not quite enough for him to get the sack just yet

It's hard for a player to look like they're at this level when they only get ten-twenty minutes and are desperate to impress. Give him more minutes and then we can see how ready he is, I think given our options we should hopefully be seeing more and more of him

Ronaldo's arrogance got him in the end. At his age he shouldn't be on the wages he's on and he shouldn't be playing for a team that wants a Champions League spot. He can't hack it that he's not at that level anymore. Ten Hag must despise having him on the books

Eh? Anderson put in a good cross for Murphy, he won a corner from a pretty lost position and he controlled a bullet pass with ease from Longstaff and got a decent shot off that was blocked. That was all in twenty mins. Murphy had one good run inside and shot but apart from that he lost the ball countless times in promising positions. Fraser came on and experienced GBH so I can’t really comment on his performance

Eurgh, Fernandes

His smile on the bench after being subbed off was beautiful, what a joy this lad is

It's absolutely brutal watching the ball land at his feet and him trying to figure out how he's going to dribble before losing the ball. The only thing he's got is his pace, if a ball gets played to him and he can run in behind with his pace then he can offer something but even then his final ball is generally awful. Can't wait until he's not starting for us

That touch to bring down the pass from Longstaff was absolutely class, also the way he keeps running is great. Winning that corner and the freekick he got us really helped reduce the pressure as Everton were dominating the ball more until he came on