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2-0 lads please

Andy townsend, brings back memories. Shit ones

Literally all that Targett’s done is pick up an injury then looked like he wasn’t completely match fit when he came back in. Which is how almost all players look coming back from an injury. Howe is generally very tentative at bringing players back in after injuries / changing players out if they’re performing but it feels a bit harsh on Targett who was one of our most reliable players last season

Genuine question to those who get as I don’t, does betting enhance or sour your enjoyment of football or sport in general? Is it down to how successful you are? Or is it completely separate and the betting is its own thing and the sport is also its own thing?

I want to see more of the same from us but with some clinical finishing. Big Jow needs to come to the party with a goal soon

We could have really done with having some of our flair players in for this; Maxi or Isak. Saying that I’d expect Wilson to put away a chance and I reckon we might see Botman on the scoresheet with a header

Aye, he took the man at the same time as getting a tiny touch on the ball, was a definite pen like. One that would have been given to the big PL clubs

Never seen a family member of one of our players love watching their son play so much, it’s absolutely class

If they wait for him to get sent down, will they claim gross misconduct and get all the wages back from the date of the crime?

Asking the wrong guy there to be honest

I know that he's said he isn't planning on being involved and won't be visiting SJP anytime soon but hopefully if we can remain on this positive course and the toxicity of Ashley's reign fades, he will be more interested in an appearance at least. I want him to feel the love of the fans and to look at football in a fonder light given he gave us Newcastle fans the best years of our lives supporting the club

It’s not even in doubt anymore. They’re a world apart. I don’t like Lampard but he had his players giving it their all at the back end of last season even though they were really poor. He’s managed to make them solid and their home form has been good. Gerrard has thrown his players under the bus again and again, his team has no identity, his players are clearly not playing for him and they look really poorly coached. I wouldn’t enjoy playing under an absolute wanker and the villa players clearly aren’t enjoying it either. Long may it continue

I love him, my favourite NUFC player in this squad. Hope he’s here in five years time

Was with West Ham until the summer and they let him go?

3 hours in line with a 3-year old? Don't know if there's a worse experience on paper than that, other than actual torture

Fascinating how quickly they've become so small-time, love it

That's vile like. A little bit of needle is fine although I can't be bothered with it all but going for the most inflammatory thing possible is disgusting. Hopefully there's some actual consequences

Aye, save the band for the cricket. Barmy Army is fine in that context. Would be insufferable at the football

Aye, him and Martinez were having a good battle. Wilson was ruling him up nicely

Don’t think that’s a disaster about Calvert-Lewis as he’s hardly match fit. We get an early goal and the game will be over. They’re appalling from an attacking point of view

It’s my birthday on Wednesday, howay lads, 3 points and a low stress game please

It’s just painful to watch dawdling on the ball that results in it being nicked off him. I didn’t get to see all the match as my river was very shallow at times but of what I saw he was ok. I just don’t think there’s anywhere near enough quality there for him to be starting for us if we want to finish top 7

Darwin Nunez is hilarious like, absolutely shit at everything other than scoring himself, selfish little shit

Who did he clean out for a throw-in, Antony or Bruno? Was class

Nerve jangling horror show of injuries, I love it