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Disaster for them, they can never have nice things

Not sounding great this, hopefully he’s back before Christmas

Six-year, get in

I love Brighton’s commitment to reducing their goal threat to zero in pursuit of getting the record for the most number of draws in a PL season

Big Jow’s his best mate now and that’s the bottom line

Man U in the mud, NUFC coated in layers of cum

So a fee was agreed verbally? Then Watford reneged on it because of Everton’s interest and asked for more cash? Fuck off you absolute non-entity of a club

Pulisic you say?

Very disappointing if true, Edwards seems pretty categorical so I’d be surprised if we’re still in for him. I get that he has quite a similar profile to Isak but he would have been a really exciting addition to the squad

Dat balance. Also, is there any sweeter thread title than a signing having the word various in brackets

Group C, ouch

For the amount of games he got Obertan was unbearably bad. It was made worse by the fact that his pace afforded him loads of opportunities but his footballing ability was non-existent so almost everything came to nothing

Think I’ll base my expectations of him on what I’ve seen myself, his data and the fact that he was clearly one of our priority targets and we do extremely extensive scouting. Gonna go with that over some no-mark journalist who does commentary work and has worked for Talksport. His opinion could barely have less value

I’ve been on paternity leave all month so far. Go back to work on Wednesday next week. Interested to see who wins the battle for my time next week, my work or the f5 button

Feeling a twinge of sadness as he realises he’s stuck at a club on the way down unless he gets out soon

Checked out the titles of some of his other videos and it was like how Froggy describes any Man U signing but this lad is doing it for every PL club. He seems to list every player as an INCREDIBLE signing or the FUTURE.

Isak is going to be feasting on Bruno through balls all season long. Cannot wait to see them link up

I’ve emotionally committed to us signing him, would be gutted if we don’t get him in now

Get this done as well, essential we get two strikers in and it’s a massive bonus they can both drift wide and deep

Idiots

DE is our version of Froggy, he’s finally met his match

He was always dependable positionally at left back, never dependable on the ball. I know it’s just one game but he was somehow even worse than his normal level on the ball and really poor positionally. Can’t see the point of him being in the squad

Eurgh

Someone knock this cunt out

Absolutely fine, good movement and comfortable on the ball going forwards. Can’t remember him doing anything defensively really