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Did Messi get nailed in the knob by HBA or something? Gave him the Darren Bent Knob treatment, it just fell off and Ronaldo started gnawing on it. Sick scenes

I hope that's true and he never gets the ballon d'or, such a prat

Tearing shit up like no one else in the league, is Ben Arfa. Hazard is controlling the way Chelsea play and linking them up but no one is so directly affecting their team's fortunes as much as Hatem. Legend

stretching it a bit to say that. Hope he's not badly injured for his own career but the whole thing is perfect for us

Shola Do we have to repeat the same mistakes? I have always slated Shola but he impressed me last season as a sub, wouldn't be starting him though. Personally, I'd look at taking Ba off and putting Marv on the left, having Ben Arfa switch between RW and just behind Cisse. Think we'd see a lot more attacking threat with that.

Hatem will knock some sense into him with a ball to the head followed by a corner - Hatem knows best

AVB is just jokes man

Say what? Sounds like they have a few fans with 'football envy'. The condition where you wish your own football team played football. Sad, real sad

Ask the FA to throw the book at ferguson

Would love it if Mourinho just slapped down his greasy, smug face. Hopefully after Messi has absolutely dominated him in an El Classico. Imagine subbing him off in a performance like that, would be absolutely glorious but will never happen

Isn't Sophie_S a German girl and fan? That video is class like

perfect huff use

Horrible man

Pathetic cunt, how can he ever be patronising about anyone. He's talking from the lowest possible place in the world. There's almost universal hatred for him

Think we'll get a draw or win from this. Expecting to see a big improvement from Ba, Cisse and Cabaye. Think Cisse will nick one with HBA cutting in and scoring with a diagonal across the face of goal. Let's go with 2-1 newcastle

Not on twitter and don't really read up on this stuff but what the fuck is he thinking? Drop Ben Arfa? Our only creative threat, our best passer and most mobile and athletic player at the moment? What an absolute waste of time some people's opinions are

Aye, you're right actually Eliassen fucking love her face all the same

So many amazing things going on in this clip The girl in the bottom right corner. The way she appears out of nowhere and then sneaks away at the end When she notices the camera she pulls out her own version of it's class

That is a superb goal from Dembele like. Far more difficult than he made it look

this the one you mentioned that was just full of complete shit? How do they manage to televise that crap?

There's hope on his face. He believes they're stronger and they are

Suarez always goes for the more complex option when striking the ball. Stupid twat. Shelvey can strike a ball though

Just to weigh in on this point, I would say in general there are more pessimists on the forum than optimists. Think those optimists who go against the grain when things aren't at their best bring the forum mood up a fair bit. Things are rarely as bad as they get made out on here