gbandit

To be honest, I’m happy to see the club burn whilst Ashley’s here. This sort of stuff would have pissed me off in years gone by. It’s all fucking meaningless while that prick owns us. I just want him to suffer horribly somewhere along the line

Suicide?

Even if it is confirmed and genuine, all it takes is for lard arse to try and shift the goalposts late on in negotiations and fuck the whole thing up

Starting to wonder how much thunder Pardew has left after this

As sad as this is for me to write, Pardew’s demise is my single greatest joy in football at the moment

Incredible, just hope this is relatively quick and smooth. Can’t wait for this prick to be gone

Thanks, I've joined up. Now I need to think of a mediocre team name

They go up and down based on transfers, so if lots of people transfer them in, their price rises, if loads of people transfer them out, it drops. People usually make one or two transfers a week unless they're really struggling with injuries, because after your one free transfer (which you can carry over once) it costs you 4 points per player. Cheers, and do you have to pick people to play in the correct position within the defence / midfield? Ie, for defence, would I need to have Ciaran Clark in one of the centre back positions or could you theoretically put him in at RB or LB? I'll join up to the one here as well if that's alright

I've never done this before as most of my mates aren't fans and I work in an office where I'm the only guy. My wife has one running in her office though so I've set up a team for her. How does it work, do players' values go up and down over the season depending on how they perform? For example, do you want to put someone in your team early at a decent price so that you don't have to try pick them up later on? Or do most people do a team reshuffle every week?

Get the fuck in. Can't believe how this has worked out. Genuinely feel positive about the club for the first time since Hughton. Who knows what lies ahead but this is pretty special. I hope he's been given a huge amount of control

Best thing related to Newcastle in my lifetime. Love the guy to bits. When you compare him to the snake we just got rid of it makes you feel sick. Can't believe what we've been lumped with and continue to be lumped with. I barely watch us play nowadays and just about keep up with things by reading on here. This man or someone with the same values would be the only thing that could truly bring me back round. That and fat cunt leaving.

Holy fucking yes yes yes yes yes yes yes. Just fuck off you absolute mess of a manager. Never hated anyone so much that I've never met. Can't believe how happy I am. Fucking get in. This is the best news Ive had all year.

i don't get the WUM effort. You've been ripping into pardew and the regime loads in the past right? What's going on?

I honestly can't believe that anyone who watched every single NUFC game this season from start to finish could possibly want Pardew to remain in a job. I watched every game last season and the only time I wanted him in the job was during the 6-league game wins in a row and the summer period following the season. My feelings weren't anything to do with his character, the manner of his appointment or any of that, it was to do with the poor football we produced and the over reliance on ridiculous scoring records from both Cisse and Ba whilst playing very defensively. This season, the football has somehow managed to be a lot worse even though last season was poor and there is a limit to how badly you can play before your results start to match your performances. This man stays in the job next season and we're absolutely fucked, on top of that, I'm sure the majority of our more talented players must be thinking 'what the fuck kind of team are we? We don't seem to have any shape or style, apart from not committing people forward, everyone has to put a tackle in and run around a fair bit. I can't remember a season where the quality of our football has been this appalling the whole way through. I'm just hoping beyond hope that he goes

Was there any talk of a potential match up over the summer? I'd be well up for a game then when I can get a bit more free time sorted out. Hope you lads had fun

Don't really post much anymore but going to weigh in with one about Pardew because I honestly can't stand the man as our manager any longer. Over the summer I didn't complain about our transfer policy as much as most on here and it turns out that I was wrong really. We definitely should have got a centre-half in and if we don't get one in in this window along with a striker then it's a farce. I am an advocate of spending sensibly but we are are in the shit right now and we absolutely need quality players in who can make a difference. It's the financially sensible thing to do otherwise we're looking at a serious relegation fight. Those points aside, how the fuck are we even in a relegation fight? It's absolutely disgraceful how we've ended up in this position, irrespective of our summer signings. We had Ba and Cisse fit throughout the first half of the season along with Krul, Santon, Anita, Tiote (yes, he's been utter shite but I think in a different manager's hands, he would have been forced to do his main job, winning the ball back, not trying to be a fucking deep-lying playmaker) and Marveaux (should have been played a lot more). Apart from that, Ben Arfa and Cabaye have both played 10+ games. Those players alone should mean that we are sitting in 10th/11th with a hope of 8th in the second half of the season with returning players. Instead, we played atrocious football for the first 15 league games where we completely ignored passing it along the ground. We have had close to no movement, we break incredibly slowly, we pass it out to the wings and then wait around for people to move forward but no one does and then Jonas or Obertan deliver in a piss-weak ball that is cleared straight away. So many of our players (not just Williamson) absolutely launched it only for the opposing team's centre-halves to head it down to one of their players. This tactic must have had less than a 10% success rate of us retaining the ball and yet we continued to do it. Our set pieces have been abominable and have shown no signs of creation. I complained a lot about Pardew last season, even when a lot were getting behind him but I completely changed my mind during that six-game winning run but the reality is, we did well last season because Ba and Cisse scored wonder goals again and again, Krul was incredible and our defence was solid. I will give Pardew credit for the defensive solidity but that has disappeared now to the extent that I've gone back to that awful dread everytime the opposing team wins a corner. Because he's set us up as a defensive unit and obviously doesn't work on coaching a pass-and-move game which plays to a number of our player's strengths, we're now in a position where the players don't have the confidence to play to their own strengths or even try to. So we can't play ourselves out of trouble. We invite so much pressure almost every game and teams always get in behind us yet we almost never get in behind other teams or create the same chances. fundamentally, this is down to Pardew. Yes, we've been unlucky with injuries, yes, we need a couple more players, but our playing style is the reason we're in the shit. Give us Martinez, Adkins, Lambert, Benitez, Villas Boas, Ferguson, Laudrup, Mcdermott, Mancini, Rodgers, Moyes, Jol, Wenger, O'Neill, even that that fat cunt allardyce would have got better football out of these players. The only manager I think could have messed things up as bad would be Pulis, but only a footballing front, he would have got better results. I'm fuming and have went on many digressions above but I hope my fury is in some way intelligible. Just sack this twat off now, I think you could do a fucking pot luck pick from the championship and the majority of managers from there would do a better job than this clown. The best reward from this transfer window would be him going and us getting a proper replacement but we know it's not going to happen. Right, I'll disappear into the shadows once more

Can play RW and that's about it. Got some decent pace and an ok cross. If there's space, I'd be up for it

I could cry at how soft football has become pathetic, di Matteo is a prime cunt. Looking forward to his demise in feb/mar next year

I think someone put something in littlelunchbox's littlelunchbox. Out of order if you ask me

This is already out of control. Unless they find evidence, Chelsea can fuck right off. Theyre such a small minded club and small time club in a number of ways

atkinson the ref?

I think he needs to be brave and drop Jonas for Ferguson. It's a no-brainer for me

He's a huge cheat, he's a huge cunt. He should be vilified more than he already is

Probably expected a fine for his dive

I can't control myself from swearing while watching football. Can control myself in any other circumstance but not during football. If I was surrounded by families then I'm sure I'd be able to change it but there's just something about 'fuck's sake' or 'are you fucking kidding me?' when we lose the ball that I just have to say. I never call people shite apart from the ref though