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Wood’s passing backwards has got us into trouble multiple times

Think I might have to turn this off

Doesn’t look ready, I agree. Don’t think he’s far off though but every time I see him play for us, he looks like he’s trying too hard and it’s affecting his composure

Wow, that left hand side, wide open

I’d like him to stay here and develop, he has the potential to be outstanding. I get why people are speculating but people would be stupid to want rid unless we were getting in a top winger

Think I’d tear something from laughing if they signed Weghorst

Yeah, this is the perfect game for him to come back to, has looked exactly like I thought he would but he looks super eager to get on the ball. He’ll be back to being match fit and sharp within the next couple of games hopefully

My favourite player for us, if he could improve his forward passing, especially over range and create more chances via forward passes he’d be world class

He’s got huge talent but so far hasn’t shown much in a Newcastle shirt, either because he’s not quite ready or because he’s not had the opportunities. Think it’s a mixture of both

Murphy’s an xG converter, he takes large amounts, e.g. 0.3xG and then breaks them down into smaller units within seconds of getting on the ball. It’s quite impressive

Botman whipping out the cheat code again

For sure, but what do you do? We can’t play our first team and it’s also important that some of these players get minutes in case of injuries later in the season

Cannot wait to see this lad again, not expecting him to be super sharp after a long lay off but will be class to see him on the ball again

Howay lad, hope you have a good game

Maybe the new chapter was a subtle reference to wanting a new club

Doesn’t get a Christmas card or jelly and ice cream with a party bag on his birthday

At every opportunity he’s tried to shag Liverpool and their fans even though I imagine they couldn’t care less

Loved him when he was with us, no doubt he got treated like shit by Ashley but since leaving he’s done fuck all to endear himself to the fans

Jesus, his right leg looks like it’s been built in an Umbrella Corp lab

Eurgh

Class, lovely feint from gray to get free there

FA trying to curry favour with Eddie’s mags. The tide has turned boys

Yeah, I think the argument for us getting a top 4 place means less for us long-term than it does for the other clubs that are used to it. If we force one out we’re massively weakening a rival. Therefore we should be doing everything we can to get there this season. Who cares how we get on in Europe next season and whether it’s too soon for our squad. We’ll be crushing a rival by taking their spot which will only make it easier to consolidate a top four place for us in the long-term

Chelsea are essentially that kid you know from growing up who won the lottery and then spent it all on hookers and drugs, I reckon they’ve got another couple of hedonistic years in them and then there’s going to be a period of penniless rehab to follow

His reactions to save with his feet are exceptional, his general reaction time when the ball is really close to him is the best I’ve seen for us. He just seems to instinctively move his body to cover the danger so well. Given had incredible reactions and pulled off some of the most remarkable saves but he didn’t use his body to close down the space and then instinctively move to block shots at really tight range like Pope does. Pope is genuinely a world class keeper in everything apart from kicking and technique with the ball at his feet