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Lovely assurance on the ball, was just good to see him not spend the whole game snapping around trying to win the ball back and doing nothing passes. This is the Cabaye we'll see all next season

Hatem man, this lad just takes the piss out of people on the pitch day in day out. The amount of shit that must cake Taylor/Enrique/Richardson's boxers after a game... get the Daz out lads

Pathetic is what it is, can't stand pointless speculation. It's fine for people to come up with reasoned, logical arguments but when people just start saying whatever they want it becomes a piss-take. The problem is, when someone comes up with this shit, there's normally a few people stupid enough to buy into it

I like the sound of a game before the Man City match. Definitely get us pumped for our potential CL decider

Quality, couldnt be any truer either. In fairness, I don't agree he's at all like Lamps going forward but Ronaldo is all over Frank like

Undoubtedly true. But there are also players that cost millions who also don't work for whatever reason. Fair point, feel a little more confident when you put it like that

Win

He comes across appallingly, he now takes refuge in his past by bugging himself up then because today he plays about five games per season. He doesn't need to go on, just retire and go live in the stables

This thing not happening then? I'm well keen, maybe early June?

Best read about the non-football side in a long time. I especially like the carbon emissions bit. I wonder if we do have the replacements replacement for every position though and how much weaker some would be with that replacement in place. I know that year on year we can make money and potentiall go forward that way but there will be definitely come a time when a player doesn't work for whatever reason

He's going to punish Swansea, I just hope he goes easy on them if it gets ugly

Raul, such an annoying cunt. I'd definitely give him a right hook when down the tunnel

class

Hmm, might have more to do with him spending money on rejects and having them in the running for relegation. I've never had anything against Bruce but he does speak some rubbish

http://www.nudsa.org/images/Glenn_Roeder__manag_257354c.jpg "If I continue to pull out mimes which capture the imagination, maybe no one will realise I can't manage a football team"

Christmas Tree - el Hadji Diouf

Dem Baba - Berbatov

He was in Yo Sushi in Fenwicks yesterday afternoon with a stunning brunette who he was all over like a cheap coat. The amount he's in Fenwicks, he should just be their Christmas Window Feature. "Nyah Nyah, you never find better bargains in John Lewis, Nyah."

The second coming of NUFC transfer rumours in the press has had some shaky moments, we need some excitement to get it roaring back into life. I remember the start of the summer transfer window with all the 'And so it begins' lines and images, was class

This, I hope he gets a big transfer budget this summer window. Can't wait to see him bring in the likes of Colback, Bent and Mclean.

Honestly man, there's no way Pardew would say he's had his head turned at a talk-in. He might say it in the eventuality that Ba did end up going but only after the event. There is zero chance he said that at a talk-in while Ba is still our player

Hatem regularly makes PL defenders look like they've never played football before. His left foot is always on target and incredibly accurate, he also has remarkable vision. In contrast, Sessegnon has good feet, has a cool head and plays the right ball often and well. He is a top 6 player. Hatem in contrast could play in any team in the world with the form he's in, there is no argument to be had here. You're talking about one of the most gifted players of a generation here, there's no point comparing him to Sess.

Say what you want about RTG but Sbragia's one of the best things on the Internet

Honestly couldn't care less what the media have to say about anything. The onl thing I enjoy in the media are interviews. It's pitiful the paucity of decent journalism in this country, especially sports journalism. Most of it is cliches, bandwagoning, tired opinions. Can't wait for the day when journalism as it is falls apart

Can't believe they managed to make a Ben arfa clip boring. All they needed to do film him dribbling past people for twenty seconds