gbandit

This is class

1-1 Bournemouth Leicester, hopefully that holds or Bournemouth get the win

Why is John Anderson so fucking miserable?

The news I needed to hear

It’s not like they’ve sent out a shit team either, I imagine they’ll turn it around in the second half but if not, will be a major confidence hit for everyone at the club after they got so excited about ETH

I’d say Maddison would have been a genuinely extraordinary signing pre-takeover as it never ever would have happened. Now, I’d say that it would be a brilliant signing but not extraordinary. If you look at the clubs he could likely move to, it’s Arsenal, Newcastle, Chelsea or Man U. It’s not Tottenham as they have Kulusevski as he’s been forced out the side, Man U have just bought Antony and have Bruno Fernandes so he’s not going there. Chelsea have more midfielders than they could ever need but you can never rule them out wanting one more. Arsenal, is Odegaard playing a similar role to Maddison there? Playmaker across attacking midfield? If so, are they going to be after him? He doesn’t have a load of options despite his talent

I don’t rate him at all and would prefer for us to sell him as soon as there’s any interest but he’s clearly a good lad and has a good attitude. Hope he ends up having a decent career, he’d be quality in the championship

“Who else could they bring in?” Has to be amongst the biggest giveaways that a pundit is either thick as shit or mates with the manager in question. There are literally hundreds of managers across so many leagues. Get out of punditry if you’re not even interested in following the game aside from picking up your easy pay packet with a bunch of platitudes

West Brom’s final ball hits the first man almost every time

Impressive stat, he needs to keep his game as simple as possible. Just run with the ball and release the easiest pass you can Jacob after you’ve managed to run 15-20 yards

“When I was at Newcastle I used to sleep in my Liverpool pyjamas every night and I’d sing myself to sleep with YNWA. I even told my wife whenever I was going for a wank that I was going for a Shankly. PLEASE LOVE ME LFC FANS!!!!!!! Xoxoxoxoxo”

Would like to see Rafa clear his name after all the shit he’s taken during and post-Everton. Not sure this is the club to do it at but if anyone can get them organised defensively it’s Rafa and he’d have most of the season to do it

He is the best they could hope for. They should do everything to get him

He did say he’d sooner quit the forum than give up making his Mexican jokes. Maybe he received an ultimatum

Dyche is an interesting name, their squad doesn’t exactly scream Dyche but you’d think they’ll be looking for someone with lots of premier league experience

Goes bankrupt and gets 18 months for noshing off a horse if there’s any justice

Three LBs you say?

Aye, was there another showdown in the food thread? @Super Duper Branko Strupar

Forest can’t keep possession, as soon as they run out of ideas going forward they just loft a ball that gets intercepted. They’re going to be absolutely fucked if they don’t start picking up points in the next few games as I imagine Cooper has no idea who should be in his first 11

I think there’ll be goals for both sides but I think Forest might win it

Aye, no chance he’ll ever be coming here after two transfer windows where he rejected us. Good luck to him in his career. I much prefer Isak so it all worked out for everyone (perhaps not for him if he doesn’t push on, goes back to Reims and can’t rediscover his development

Pathetic little worm, treats us like shit, never says anything remotely positive about his time here. Newcastle start looking like they could become an elite club in a few years and he changes his tune

Mandoon returned but can’t post like he used to as he is a scout for Stoke now. Not sure if we’ll see Neesy return, hope so

You've been making a lot more sensible posts recently, has it been a concerted effort?

If Grealish doesn't turn things around quickly his transfer to Man City will be regarded as one of the biggest PL flops of all time considering his fee. That's his legacy right now so he needs to be focusing on himself