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Score in the 69th minute, goal gets ruled out but VAR calls the ref over. They go to the replay and it’s just a picture of an old lady so the goal doesn’t get given

Chaperoned his mum as a precocious four year old

Howay Isak, at least one today but a brace would be ideal

Need a win today as it’s been a shit week, do it for gbandit lads

I’m not a betting man but if I was I’d be putting it on either Hassenhuttl to go in the next month or them to get relegated

There are far fewer international quality left backs pushing for squad places than right backs. Targett has no flash to his game but he’s extremely reliable. If we become a top six side you can bet that he’ll get a call up

Southampton are so poorly coached / organised. Just a bunch of lads trying to drive forward with the ball whenever they get it and if they can’t they pass backwards

If we don’t win tomorrow it’s on the queen

This Villa Southampton game has all the hallmarks of two sides facing a relegation scrap. Fucking awful game

Pope’s been faultless so far this season, if I was choosing a keeper based on reliability at shot stopping and commanding his area then I’d go with Pope every time

Aye, very good news

Pritchard is awful and for a winger Clarke only has pace, very little quality at dribbling past people. I thought Alese looked a good player when I saw him the other day though

Uh oh

Well, it’s decent wages gone and a fee for a player that we’ll sell in the summer. I don’t think it’s a bad deal for us financially. It could just affect us if Pope picks up an injury. If he doesn’t, it’s a good deal for us

To be honest, the move ends up being great for us if Pope stays fit. We make money and may have a cheap but effective second keeper in Karius

An injury to ASM leaves our options on the wing so poor. If we’re in any position to qualify for Europe come January we need to get that right winger in then

Wish we could have warned them somehow but this is the price we pay for being deluded.

Also, I wasn’t watching earlier but their loan striker, Simms, must have got injured as he was subbed off before half time. He’s looked very good so if he’s out for any length of time that’ll screw them over

Going to give mine to King Charles so he doesn’t kill one of his aides

Nah, there’s absolutely no chance a side starting Pritchard are going to get promoted

Outrageously good goal that, Mowbs is coaching them well

Unless they get picked up by the right owner it’s going to be a sorry descent for them. Hopefully they can get a decent owner in as Eddie did an amazing job building them up to be a top flight club

The All-Star NBA game is just a joke, no defence, no actual competitive element, just players going for shots uncontested. It’s the kind of thing that non-sports fans love as you get to see all the big names in one place. Even the dunk contest has gone to shit

He was absolutely shit, we didn’t have xG in those days but Cisse’s actual goals against xG must have been +8. He had a brilliant squad of players and had us playing awful football and getting incredibly snide wins by a goal. Ben Arfa also got him out of a jail a few times despite the snake screwing him over in the long run

Hope they have a screen up at 70 mins with VAR Decision: DEAD