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Was a difficult match, it lost all its pace after 60 mins. Was in the south stand so couldn’t see a lot of the action at the other end and couldn’t make out why our goal was disallowed. What was the consensus? I felt Bruno had his poorest game for us, Joelinton was quality. Our back four were mostly decent, especially Burn and Botman. Almiron made some good runs but couldn’t come up with anything from them. Wilson battled well but couldn’t get any space and Maxi was off the pace and lost almost every 50-50 he had today. A point was good for us although Brighton shaded the game for sure

That line about Pope was class, did he honestly have no idea about the Twitter nonsense yesterday? Sounds like he didn’t

Good chance that’s us like. We’ll hopefully be trying to keep it quiet

If Chelsea pay that they want taking out the back and getting a bullet in the head

Ah right, even so, mad price and hopefully he sacks them off when he can

Man U putting a £120m price tag on Rashford whose contract expires in June ‘23. Impressive stuff, hopefully he doesn’t renew and he goes for fuck all in 2023

Nope

He’s an angry man who only cares about himself. That speaks to a lot of people

I don’t have an issue with Forest’s business at all, they’re being really ambitious and it could work. They’ve brought in good players. The major issue is getting them to gel as a team quickly. I don’t know much about their manager but he seems well regarded so it’s nice to see him being backed

Don’t think we have enough pants shitters on the board to get an award out of it but there are definitely enough bed wetters

Wow, that could actually happen. PSG could put in a big bid, Rashford is clearly not enjoying himself at Man U and Man U won’t want to lose out on a big fee for him. Can’t see Man U selling without lining up a replacement though

Can we get a biggest bedwetter award in the forum awards this year?

If I had to put money on, I’d put it on him. Would Poch go back? Not without major assurances about spending you wouldn’t think

100%

Not sure Jotenko is a man I can put all my trust in

Think playing in this Saturday heat could cause Longstaff to disintegrate, shame given that Shelvey’s out

Yeah, I’m an empty husk right now but one thing that would push me over the edge would be a thread that dies out almost immediately with a Bailey or Edwards K.O. tweet

Soon as a bid comes in from us, get the thread open and the yellow ticket primed. This definitely sounds like the prospect that seems closest at the moment

My heart sinks when I refresh the football board and there’s not a new thread been created for a player we’ve made an offer on

They should just put a poll out on Twitter to ask them who to sign next and then do a vote for which player they’re going to sell next. They could be a whole new media product, A Reality Football Club

Dieng is an odd one, he has decent pace and for his size he’s strong. Think he’s too one-footed, mainly using his right and not the best technically with the ball at his feet. He’s still only 22 right? So I’m sure there’s a lot of room for development but I wouldn’t expect too much of him this season if he was to come

Outstanding grift it has to be said

My limp cock is ready to get serious once this Paqueta rumour gets more traction

I thought a major issue was this 150m Euros they’d given themselves through dodgy accouniting, is that just a separate issue?

You just know Barca are going to come up with some whacky scheme like a new lottery ticket, that they mysteriously win causing them to pocket however many millions they need in order to register their players