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Outrageous free kick

The ref’s been decent but I wouldn’t have called that as a foul

Outstanding from ASM

Fuck all actually, I’m watching on a small screen and mistook the switched pass out wide to Trips as coming from Bruno, not Almiron

Fuck me, Bruno is amazing. Lovely pass from Trips

Nice switch of play from Anderson

Yeah, I think this is right. Pope could have come out more but actually the major issue was the fact the guy got a completely free header 4 yards out as no one marked him

Absolutely no one on that man

Ooof, far too easy

Wilson’s class, has such an angry side to his game

Benfica’s one touch passing and movement is quality

Good early release ASM, Almiron should put that away

Great high press early on

What’s gan on here?

Atmosphere is class

It was a joke like, there’s no way there’ll have been a transfer development in between the team announcement and the start of the match but I’d like it if there was

Hopefully that’s Murphy off to sign for someone else. There been talk of an injury to him in the warm-up? Seems odd to make a change like that

It’s going to do all the other clubs in the premier league good, including us. Long may it continue

I reckon they’ll likely sell him, one of the few players we could get a fee for that has been pushed out of the first 11

Put them to the sword hopefully, similar to us against Aston Villa in 10/11 in our first home game when we beat them 6-0. Hope we give some teams an absolute drubbing this season

Just checked social blade analytics and it said for the last month he earned between £91 - £1.5k. No idea how the disparity is so big between the potential minimum and maximum

How did you calculate that if you don't mind my asking? Some people get over a million views a month on Youtube and earn barely anything.

I'd generally just go for 1

I still absolutely despise Pardew and imagine I always will. Something broke in me during his time here and it’s only just getting fixed now. I do love watching the teary-eyed gif, the jig and some of the other ones where he looks like a wanker, so I’m thankful for those at least. Bruce doesn’t provide any comical reflection though

Same, as a wide man cutting in, not a forward