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Aye, burst out laughing a few times. The own goals, the injuries to their players (as they weren’t serious), that clearance above that went for a corner, saint-maximin just rinsing them again and again in the same position down their right. Was hilarious

I’m not saying that he judged it well to begin with, I’m saying the way he reacted to getting caught out was the best possible response and if he’d messed it up even slightly it would likely have changed the course of the game

Can’t wait for this match

His yellow was clever defending last night, could have been a disaster if he’d timed it just wrong (either giving a red or not catching the player)

I agree, there was no pace on the ball and he didn’t have much room to put it either side of the keeper. It was a bungled attempt by him but he was never going to be able to power it in from there

Got full confidence in him, his attitude is first class, we can see all the players improving and a semblance of a footballing style emerging. For me, I always struggle to love our teams when they don’t retain the ball well. We’re definitely improving in that area compared with Bruce. Can’t wait to see Bruno under him transform our midfield

Can’t see myself falling asleep for a fair while yet, my adrenaline is still pulsing. Ah man, I’ve missed nights like this

Just nice not to shit my pants when we’re getting attacked down our left

Wish he’d brayed Alli for being a snide cunt. Just love this lad, in the middle he shows so much class, his touch is generally brilliant and he is so collected. How on Earth does it fall apart so badly for him in the box? It must be predominantly psychological

He was my Motm, Saint-Maximin immense as well. What an outstanding player, does all the simple things with absolute class but just has so much quality in delivering the ball

Awful reading of the game from Lascelles

Master of the pointless header so far, saying that, we need to create more opportunities for him

Did Howe mouth “what was that?” After Wood’s header?

Such a great delivery from Trippier

We’re losing this entirely in the midfield, just launching balls to no one

Absolutely hate Lampard

Lamps has already got them playing up the PFM tactics

Dirty bastards

Just get a goal tonight

No one will care if we get 3 points, he’ll get torn apart if we lose. Bruno just doesn’t strike me as someone who will struggle to adjust to this league

Really like this lad and want him to be a success here. I reckon he’ll get some minutes tonight

Their form has been atrocious, if they don’t get a bounce quickly with Lampard they’ll be getting sucked in. They play us, Leeds and Southampton in succession. If they don’t get at least two wins there then they’re going to be at risk

They’re hardly practically safe if they win. Their form is appalling and if DCL doesn’t get back up and running they’re going to get dragged into the relegation battle

Fair comments from Gosens, I don’t share them but he sounds a principled lad