gbandit

Also, forget all the incredible achievements and making us all fall in love with football and becoming the most popular club in the country, he’s such a beautiful man with integrity and class

Make sure to ask him why he’s adored so much round here

You’re absolutely right that he’s got a top attitude, seems extremely supportive of the other players. Has a smile on his face when playing, I really hope he can get a goal soon and get up to five before the end of the season. He’s clearly not part of our long-term plans but he’ll get some love if he can play a genuine role in keeping us up

Such a professional, feel like we’re in such safe hands. Everyone is pulling in the same direction; the board, the manager, the players and the fans. Think that’s why I’m the most confident to we’ll stay up. Howe is great at instilling positivity without being a false cunt about it like some previous managers who’d switch from positivity when things were going well to throwing players under the bus and becoming negative to lower expectations of the club

Nah, it was fucking stupid of him. The idea that you can’t get two yellows in the same passage doesn’t really add up to me, especially when neither yellow was marginal last night

Fair enough, personally I think there’s a place in the side for him for the next few years. He’s an enforcer and comes out with the ball in almost all his 50-50s, his distribution is also excellent. I think he’s got room to develop even more and although there are few signs of him improving in front of goal, he keeps getting a lot of opportunities and if he can get past a mental block I think he can start chipping in with more goals

You want big Joe out of the team? He’s absolutely class

Think unbelievably frustrating is a bit harsh like. I really liked him, he always gave everything, he was versatile and he had good technique. End product let him down and it felt like he didn’t ever reach the level he could have

This video is pure crack cocaine

Savaged, dread to think what kind of life Agbonlahor would have lived if he hadn’t had football

I could see Henderson going back there at the tail end of his career like, strikes me as the kind of guy who’d love to help his club out but it won’t be happening while they’re in league one

I think aiming is fine but I don’t expect us to be ready for top six next season if we stay up

It’s not just the pass, it’s how quickly he spots it, releases it and weights it. I absolutely love Saint-Maximin but his pass was delivered after running over twenty yards and knowing Murphy was there for most of that time. I think Bruno will deliver some passes similar to Coutinho’s once he’s up and running though

He’s such an unbelievably greedy cunt, I’ve enjoyed seeing his return spell fall apart

Feel for them like, imagine if we were languishing in league one and they’d just become the richest club in the world and looked like they were odds on to stay up after seemingly being nailed on for relegation. Anyone who keeps supporting them deserves both respect and pity

Nah, for several reasons. Don’t wish him any harm but I enjoy seeing him lose his head

I heard he had to get FTM tattooed on his forehead otherwise they wouldn’t touch him

Fair play, either way, despite who gets the champions league spot it feels like both clubs’ trajectories are going down. Perfect opportunity for a different club to come join the party in a few years

Happy birthday Miggy, hope you’re smiling again

Aye, was a beautiful result yesterday for Southampton. Hope Tottenham crash and burn, sinking under their debt. If they don’t make champions league I can’t see Conte sticking around and can see them losing their status as one of the big boys

Be amazed if we don’t concede here so I feel we need to score at least two. Step up Wood and Willock. I think if Willock keeps starting he’ll get a goal very soon but it’s hard to predict a line-up for this game. I can’t see Howe changing things much even though I want to see Bruno on the pitch

Mateta looks like such a quality player

Clearly untrue as Joelinton would have left him in bits if Alli had gone for him

Great to see everyone so happy in that clip, the team morale seems amazing right now considering we’ve been in a relegation battle all season. Conversely, Richarlison looked pissed off when talking to big Jow and Bruno

They’re the most dysfunctional team in the league at the moment. They have some quality in different places but they have absolutely zero playing style and I have no idea what system they’re trying to play. If Donny, Dele and DCL don’t gel then they’re really fucked