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Dickheads, give us Guler or Rodrygo and we might let you keep Bellingham in five years time

The only deal in town at this point is to get some money as part of a loan deal and then snap his legs on the last day of the season before he signs on with a new team

He’s a fantastic player, if he fails there then there’s no one that could succeed there. So fucking annoying that Palmer is so good

Wonder if his height is the main thing that Howe despises about him

Going to need a heavy hitter rumour to land soon

That Mount transfer was a standard Man U aberration. Why they paid that sort of money when on one else would have come close is beyond us all

Better than Miggy? Have a fucking word man

Well in that case it’s a strange opinion given we have basically zero information to base that off and the window hasn’t even closed nor the season begun

What a strange statement unless you know stuff that’s going on behind ten scenes

great work Southampton

Eh? We’ve had a £55m bid knocked back in recent days. We’re not just sitting around doing nothing

He’s worth a lot more than £8.5m, I think the absolute minimum we should sell him for is £12m

Yeah, I saw that. Sherwood doesn’t have a lot going on up there sadly

Not happy with that deal at all

We’re being massively underestimated, it’s a good thing

McNulty is fucking imbecile like. Stolen a living for decades

And that’s not accounting for the fact that he’s a very versatile player who has a brilliant attitude to improve so there’s no chance of him dropping off. To have his mentality, ability and pace all mixed together is incredibly rare

Yeah, I think you are Rawls. Think that game of The Wire has broken you. Think Gordon is already a top ten left winger in the world

Time for Ando7 to sit the forum out for a few months before soiling himself again in January?

What happened to the Yilmaz rumours? A definitive end to them or just gone quiet?

Nah, I wouldn’t say so but he’s very different, like how Haaland is also very different from them both. He’d certainly be in the top three in the league with Isak and Haaland though and season on season they could probably all have seasons where they’d be the best but overall I’d have Isak over either, with Osimhen second choice and Haaland third. Mainly because I find Haaland’s playstyle exceptionally boring and I like strikers that do more than score goals

They’re not messing around in this window

From the Nmecha school of being a dickhead?

I mean we could play fantasy all day long about what’s a good buy, terrible buy, amazing buy before any of them happen. The reality is, we had to sell a great prospect this summer in order not to face a big points penalty and we had to explore other deals we didn’t want to make. We have to have a limit to how far we’ll go. Signing a £30m defender who doesn’t perform would be shit, signing a £30m defender who proves to be amazing would be class. Let’s just wait and see what happens on that front but we can’t be getting bullied in negotiations when we’re such a fragile club financially

so be it like, we’re not in a financial position to pay over the odds for him unfortunately