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Eh? What an odd move

I reckon we’ll get a climb down from his position soon. Not because of contrition or genuine acceptance that he’s behaved like a clown but because he has zero other options. The problem then is that we have a player on our hands who’s mentally checked out, who resents us and who the other lads don’t trust. Very hard situation for Howe to manage going forward. We need this wanker gone as soon as possible really but how we do it and get the value we need is beyond me

Think this after the final whistle would be a pretty amazing statement. Wouldn’t want anything during the match but after could work

No one does soap opera better than the Toon. Isak’s ran out of cards, and the only ones he had were 2,7 off-suit. It’s rare to see someone fail this hard this publicly. Going to have to swallow his pride (which I don’t think he has the character for) and sort his head out. We still need 2 strikers so that we can bench him for as long as we want and bring him back in on our terms, not his

Work on those penalties, but aye, you’ve got a shot

Not going to put others in the mud after the thread’s taken a turn for the better. Sunderland thread has some clues though

played Isak

You’ve had a tough summer, has to be said. Hope you can turn it around before the international break

Howay, you’re a good lad Parka. James also offers a comedy outlet fairly often, unintentionally

The Amorim way

You’re all good, enjoyed you being a bit more active this summer

You’re in the top three shittest posters on this site and that’s some going I can tell you

He’s as two-faced as they come. Never going to have hated a player more when he finally leaves

Well said

Nope

Quite enjoying Luke here like, at least he’s winding up the right people for once

It’s an open and shut case. You don’t need Peter Falk on this one. Biggest cunt in the game right now

I know embarrassment has been used a fair few times this summer but at the end of it all I can’t think of anyone who’s embarrassed themselves more than this fucking pathetic loser. Imagine being this amazing at football and being this fucking stupid that you’re destroying your own career and everyone can see it

It’s so weak that it makes me way more convinced that he doesn’t even believe what he’s saying. He’s just saying it to try and create the impression he’s been wronged. There’s no way he wants to leave because of a breakdown of trust, the little rat. He wants out because he wants to go to Liverpool, who likely don’t even want him, at least not for anywhere near his value

Changes are welcome lad, change your fucking tone and get on with playing football for the team you’re contracted to. You fucking idiot

Maybe work on some different ways to get attention, for example, posting something of interest

Honestly man. Get fucked

“I will not be seen in public with her again. As far as I’m concerned, it’s over”

Maresca’s such a fucking fraud

Think that’s a good sign, they’re clearly bonding over it and pulling together, think it’ll play in our favour in terms of squad unity