Barnes23

Had absolutely fuck all in terms of service yet still showed more invention and guile in the final third than the rest of our players put together.

Pleased that this useless prick misses the next game. Labelling him a nothing player is generous.

GW 13 West Brom 1-2 Arsenal Burnley 0-0 Aston Villa Liverpool 2-1 Stoke Man Utd 3-0 Hull QPR 2-1 Leicester Swansea 2-0 Crystal Palace West Ham 1-1 Newcastle Sunderland 0-2 Chelsea Southampton 1-2 Man City Spurs 2-2 Everton

Impressive today. Only remember him being caught out of position once yet offers so much more than Dummett going forward.

The clap gradually morphed into hand rubbing as his mind wandered to the potential profit he'll be able to make on Sissoko in January.

:lol:

Chelsea 3-0 West Brom Everton 2-1 West Ham Leicester 1-2 Sunderland Man City 3-1 Swansea Newcastle 2-2 QPR Stoke 2-0 Burnley Arsenal 2-2 Man Utd Crystal Palace 1-2 Liverpool Hull 0-2 Spurs Aston Villa 0-2 Southampton

Isn't that Keith from The Office blacked up?

Liverpool 0-2 Chelsea Burnley 1-1 Hull Man Utd 3-0 Crystal Palace Southampton 2-0 Leicester West Ham 2-0 Aston Villa QPR 1-3 Man City Spurs 2-1 Stoke Sunderland 1-1 Everton West Brom 0-0 Newcastle Swansea 1-3 Arsenal

Subbed in Chambers this week

Newcastle 1-2 Liverpool Arsenal 3-0 Burnley Chelsea 3-0 QPR Everton 2-1 Swansea Hull 0-1 Southampton Leicester 2-2 West Brom Stoke 1-1 West Ham Man City 2-2 Man Utd Aston Villa 0-2 Spurs Crystal Palace 1-1 Sunderland

West Ham 1 - 3 Man City Liverpool 2 - 1 Hull Southampton 2 - 0 Stoke Sunderland 1 - 2 Arsenal West Brom 2- 1 Crystal Palace Swansea 2 - 0 Leicester Burnley 1 - 3 Everton Tottenham 4 - 0 Newcastle Man Utd 2 - 2 Chelsea QPR 2 - 1 Aston Villa

Gameweek 8: Man City 2-0 Tottenham Arsenal 3 - 0 Hull Burnley 1 - 1 West Ham Crystal Palace 0 - 2 Chelsea Everton 2 - 0 Aston Villa Newcastle 2 - 2 Leicester Southampton 1 - 1 Sunderland QPR 1 - 2 Liverpool Stoke 1 - 1 Swansea West Brom 1 - 3 Man Utd

Hull 2-1 Crystal Palace Leicester 2-0 Burnley Liverpool 2-1 West Brom Sunderland 0-0 Stoke Swansea 3-0 Newcastle Aston Villa 0-2 Man City Man Utd 3-2 Everton Chelsea 1-0 Arsenal Spurs 1-1 Southampton West Ham 2-1 QPR

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/alan-pardew-is-gone-if-we-lose-to-stoke-says-newcastle-united-owner-mike-ashley-but-then-claims-its-a-joke-9759060.html Full quotes. Strange way of making a joke, like.

Liverpool 2-2 Everton Chelsea 3-0 Aston Villa Crystal Palace 2-2 Leicester Hull 0-3 Man City Man Utd 3-1 West Ham Southampton 2-0 QPR Sunderland 1-1 Swansea Arsenal 2-1 Spurs West Brom 0-0 Burnley Stoke 2-1 Newcastle

Looking forward to seeing Rob Elliot in a penalty shootout.

http://i.imgur.com/BwxpyRP.png :'(

ByTheMin NUFC ‏@ByTheMinNUFC 2m HATEM has rocked up. Some boy that lad... Hes hanging out with fans in the milburn. I still love him.

QPR 1-1 Stoke Aston Villa 1-2 Arsenal Burnley 1-1 Sunderland Newcastle 1-3 Hull Swansea 2-0 Southampton West Ham 0-2 Liverpool Leicester 1-3 Man Utd Spurs 3-0 West Brom Everton 3-0 Crystal Palace Man City 1-1 Chelsea

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_new0RiFnok

Bobeto ‏@_bobeto_ Any NUFC fans insufficiently depressed about being bottom: Sylvain Marveaux is playing beautifully for Guingamp, ripping Bordeaux to shreds. Brendán MacFarlane ‏@IsMiseBrendan Marveaux was so classy in that first-half. His performance would compound Newcastle fan woes if they saw it. FFWeekly ‏@FFW_LIVE Sylvain Marveaux has been Guingamp's best player in the 1st half. Controlling the game. #NUFC