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I thought Bruce rejected the chance to manage us after SBR was sacked. If he wasn't interested then, I doubt he'll be interested now.

Sam Cunningham ‏@samcunningham 2m Been told contrary to reports Alan Pardew was straight on the Newcastle bus after speaking to TV and did not hold talks with Mike Ashley.

mind you, that statement really knocks the wind out of any hope i had of pardew going that statement basically says i'll do what i f***ing want, here's a big f*** you to everyone Not handed out any bans for the articles about Pardew's future though. So I retain the hope of him leaving.

Exactly. They were happy to spread all the lies about KK 6 years ago.

Given Debuchy Woodgate Coloccini Enrique Solano Speed Cabaye Robert Shearer Bellamy From 1998.

This is the other one which is going around: @Sport_Witness: Brazilian midfielder Elias got so drunk in a nightclub he urinated on the floor, passed out. Maicon and Oscar decided to teach him a lesson. @Sport_Witness: Back at the hotel, Oscar now wimped out, Maicon put Elias on a bed and smeared pepper on the midfielder's anus. And then condensed milk. @Sport_Witness: When Elias woke, Maicon told him about the shenanigans night before and said Elias had been sexually assaulted by four men, he'd seen it. @Sport_Witness: The only evidence was the milk. Elias went to Dunga, distraught, and told him everything. Police were called, Maicon confessed to the joke.

There is a rumour on Twitter that Maicon has been kicked out of Brazil's team for cumming in Luiz's shampoo bottle.

Cabella and Sissoko both start tonight.

The poll is approaching Brian Lara levels of awesomeness.

Not football but an absolutely stunning setting in Dharamshala, India. England and India played an ODI there in early 2013. http://www.northindiatimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/international_cricket_stadium_dharamshala_kangra.jpg

And Trent Bridge. http://news.experiencenottinghamshire.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/central-helicopters.jpg One of my favourite cities in the UK, you get a similar feeling when you're on the ground too. Going along the bridge (seen in that photo) and seeing them all just one by one essentially in front of you is f***ing class IMO. Love Nottingham. Have a yearly outing there with work, always a good night. Was at Trent Bridge for the first time in July and was very impressed. Having all three stadiums within throwing distance of each other is awesome. Hope Forest come up! The one good thing with England missing out on 2018 was it stopped Forest from building a new stadium in Clifton which is a horrible area. There was talk last year that Forest might build one on a brownfield site closer to the City Centre. It would be on London Road which is the road that you see there (includes the bridge). Opposite Hooters so it would only be a 5-6 minute walk from the train station.

I'm not a racist but I don't want an English manager. We've got a decent group of technicians in our team and only someone brought up who believes in keeping the ball on the ground is right for us. Don't even care if the bloke hasn't managed a top tier team. I'm all for chasing Dortmund's U18 manager; he'll have the same philosophy as Klopp.

And Trent Bridge. http://news.experiencenottinghamshire.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/central-helicopters.jpg

Having heard the story of Dave's horrific injury at Wembley, I feel the gesture of advertising his company is the least we can do.

http://footage.framepool.com/qf/338468385.pic Went there last week. It's unbelievably stunning both on the inside and outside. The location of it is the only downside, right outside the city. If you can, do a tour. They only do guided ones but they are really good.

http://i.imgur.com/taR9rap.jpg Hello. I am hoping Mourinho reveals his first choice soon so I have time to swap Cech for Courtouis if necessary. Chambers is my third choice because of the absence of both Mertesacker and Koscielny. Subs are irrelevant.

There was an episode on him for the Football's Greatest series on Sky recently. It's well worth a watch. My favourite anecdote was Shearer saying how he got to the training ground early on the Monday following the monsoon derby to ask Gullit about his omission but found Ferguson already in there effing and blinding.

And then Uefa had to mess around with Euro 2020. Hope Germany get Euro 2024.

Jeff Livingstone ‏@IBWMJeff 10m Long extension to Puma's deal with NUFC, runs beyond 2020.

http://www.manutd.com/en/NewKit201415/NewKit201415Articles/2014/Jul/manchester-united-MUFCkitday-show-your-colours.aspx Manchester United's opening two Tour 2014 games both yielded victories, with the players looking smart in the brand new home and away kits. And now we want you, the fans, to show your colours on Friday 1 August by donning red in support of #MUFCkitday. Wherever you are, whatever you’re doing, we’d love you to wear a home shirt as you go about your daily duties. We realise it’s not possible for everybody to wear a football kit to work or school. But that doesn't mean you can't still get creative and get involved. Perhaps you have a pair of MUFC socks. Or maybe some cufflinks, a tie or a pendant. Wear them on Friday 1 August to help tell the world who you support. Even if you just add a splash of red to your outfit – a hair clip, a belt, some nail polish – it all counts. Then, make sure you take a photo to capture how you've embraced #MUFCkitday and post it on social media using the campaign's hashtag. The more creative the better. We'll be sure to publish our favourite submissions.

When Giggs met Sally

That is absolutely amazing if you take out the weird dragon design. Very Newcastle United away 03/04.

It just gets better. Lulz.

They do, Oli Kahn got it in 2002.