Cort

Yep

Good one, absolutely no idea. I'll throw 5 out there: Real Madrid, Barcelona, AC Milan, Liverpool and a completely rogue Notts Forest.

Name the five clubs that have broken the world transfer record on four or more occasions.

New episode of Caulkin's Pod on the Tyne is now up

Aston Villa, Sheffield United, Sheffield Wednesday, Tottenham, Cardiff, Middlesbrough, Hull, Liverpool, Nottingham Forest, Leeds, Blackpool, QPR, Huddersfield

Fair enough. I too think they are bloody stunning so wondered if there was a way of keeping them and expanding the East Stand. Especially thankful that T Dan Smith couldn’t get his hands on these buildings.

Would it be possible to uproot the Leazes Terrace homes and move them elsewhere in the city centre? https://www.homelight.com/blog/cost-of-moving-house/

The interior would look smashing with black seats instead of those grey ones.

https://twitter.com/jchaytor16/status/1254154488291766274

Neymar?

Riverside, I guess.

15 months

Hope they get into a Coventry type situation and have to play their home games at the Riverside.

Ambassador role with a statue and the East Stand named after him would be nice.

I would like to join.

I absolutely adore KK and think the East Stand should be named after him but we need to go for a progressive coach like Nagelsmann or Poch. Assuming this is all real and if they had any sense, KK would be an advisor.

Carl Cort's finish at home to Everton in the 6-2 was underrated. Yeah it was truly delicious, boy was outstanding at the end of the 00/01 season. Sad at how his career turned out.

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2019/jul/29/sports-direct-shares-results-mike-ashley-house-of-fraser

Has he replied with the fishing emoji yet, the absolute spacker? I hope he does!

Just tweeted Rio to see if the racial allegations against his business partner bother him considering he took such a principled stand in 2012 against John Terry.

Not been to any of those but have been to Dortmund and going again in a few weeks. I've been on Schalke's website in the past and have seen tickets on general sale. BVB have a page which tells you which dates tickets go on general sale, maybe Schalke do as well. The advantage of these tickets is that you get free travel on trams, buses, metro, regional trains (basically everything apart from the high speed trains) until 3am the following morning, so free to get from Düsseldorf and back. The issue with Leverkusen is that you wouldn't have free travel from Dusseldorf as they come under different transport regimes. Don't know about Gladbach.

I went to his talk at the Cheltenham Literature Festival a few days ago and he was engaging as you'd expect and hilarious. So many people had come down from Newcastle and Liverpool which tells you all you need to know about the man. I had to wait over 2 hours to get my book and 95/97 home shirt signed but it's only because he made sure to speak to each punter for a good length of time. When it was my turn, I told him that I'm from India so he counted to 10 in Hindi which I thought was super cool, he signed my shirt and we took a picture as if I was a new signing. Genuinely a great moment for me and it was astounding that he retained such a positive attitude for hours on end despite all the pictures and conversations.

Was it not a thing in the old Championship Managers where if you went down, the health and safety would close down one of your stands? Would be absolutely creased if it was forced on them.