LV

I can’t stand them. Absolute shithouses

I think they mean Camavinga. But he sounds like a Cannibagatudor

The blokes an absolute chopper

Mourinho can stay the fuck away

The owners consulted Jamie and Harry about Howe before they signed him up.

Don’t be dissing A-ha. Massively underrated band and brilliant live.

I reckon it might be Mrs Beardsley

Here (s)he is

Surely he was at the match last night too. Hopefully he’ll have seen that and fallen in love.

Im not crying, you’re crying

I love him me

Yeah he did definitely Man, that was a great vid to watch ?

It def seems like someone’s shit stirring. Could be Mourinho’s people testing the water, could be the press meddling, could be shite.

Cabaye was not better than Speed man howay

Ha Mehrdad getting involved too

Yeah that was a stunning piece of play. So calm.

Would love it but he’s already played for Ten Hag so he’s prob Man U bound

Just watched his interview on the club website. Bless him, he really wants to stay. Also, he’s got a mouthful of teeth hasnt he!

Matt Targett

Depends who plays I guess Could be wholesale changes, couple of youngsters I wouldn’t begrudge Burnley a win but only if it sent Everton down. Otherwise I want us to win

This fella has taken an absolute battering for the cause this season.

Wor flags have played a massive part in this tonight mind. The atmosphere was unreal and the players would def had fed off it

I’m a little bit emotional with that performance tonight. It’s like a little glimpse of the future. I can almost smell the European nights again. That or I’m having a stroke

who was the fella in the head scarf thing and suit?