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He’s back

What? Is this true? The agent takes a percentage of wages. That’s absolutely filthy.

Goal complication sounds about right

Kelly Brook’s hopefully

Meets pre-season expectations and gets manager of the year.

Yeah, that’s not happening

That’s unreal Shola’s a comedy genius ‘Now that you’ve seen our crib we’d appreciate it if you removed yourself from our premises’

This thread has currently got the feel of a fever dream

Krafth?? Where are you getting this from?

Some folk are getting a little overexcited

Nah, it’s painful

Ratnandes has put Man U ahead

Southampton beating Liverpool lerl

Is he fuck man. Relax yourself

What were folk saying about Gordon??

Yessss Birtles is commentating on our match where I’m listening by the river

Get in! He must be well chuffed

Nice. I’ve always wanted to visit up that way. Do the whole New England thing

Where are you based? Didn’t realise you were in the States

London is shit. I lived there for years. Too many people and most of them are kernts. The restaurants are great though and I’m sure you could go to some great parties with loads of booze and drugs and celebrities if you were rich enough. And yeah there are shops and that. If you live in central London it’ll take you at least 40 mins to get anywhere that looks vaguely like decent countryside. It’s claustrophobic as fuck. There’s more to life than all of that.

Can’t see anyone looking to drop big cash on Bruno while there are questions about his ankle at the moment. I also can’t see him wanting to go right now, even if it was Barca/ Real/ City calling. I’m not worried at all.

Mmmm curry custard

Serious??

Arsenal… oof.