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Christ on a trike

Is this serious? LOL what an awful post. It's from my perspective as a Newcastle fan, obviously being a Palace fan yourself you may view differently. You can only understand things from your own perspective? He's a mercenary c*** because he's joined a fairly established PL club? Out of all our signings in recent years few seem to genuinely work as hard and understand what this club is about then Townsend. I believe he joined us in the first place as he felt we should be able to stay up, he could get back into the England squad and we would be a fantastic club for him going forward. We've been relegated. He's in the prime of his career. He did his best to keep us here. He deserves to play in the PL this season. Comments like yours feed into this notion that football fans but especially Newcastle fans are fickle. If a good player leaves to play at a higher level or for a bigger club = mercenary c***. Grow up mate. We're the fickle ones? This guy came in beating his chest kissing the badge and all that bollocks and leaves after 13 matches having already said he wanted to stay after going down. I do realise footballers are thick greedy c***s these days but to talk about leaving NUFC to Palace like it's the natural order of things is stupid beyond belief. "Fairly established PL club" eh? Your cover's been blown. I suggest you delete your account and head straight back down to that s*** Palace forum you belong in, and worship your king along with the rest of them. We, as a fanbase, have been f***ed over by everyone and humiliated, and we're the fickle ones for not wanting one the few bright spots of last season to join the piece of s*** mostly responsible for our current situation. f*** that. Seriously. You seem more upset by the fact... and it is a fact.. that CP are a more attractive club than us at present. The lad hasn't left for a daft reason. He's left to keep playing at the PL level. You look like an idiot blaming Pardew for us being relegated. He left 18 months prior. And we signed £80m worth of player in his absence. Your hate for him (which is understandable somewhat) is blinding you to clear logic. You've become a parody account of yourself. Well played, Sir.

This fella has bought Pardew's snake oil and magic beans. I would love to have been a fly on the wall when Pardew was peddling his lies to him about glorious, front-foot football and team identity.

I hate him with a burning passion

Enjoy playing as a left back and/ or right back Andros. What a plum.

Disappointing if true. Pardew must be some kind of voodoo high priest or something. There is no other explanation.

Well...... Adios.

I hope he stays and I think he will but I do wonder now Woy has gone whether he will be fearing for his England career. Hodgson rated him and said playing in the Championship was not a bar to him being called up. The new manager might have other thoughts.

Give it to him, give it to him pls pls pls

This melt and his buzz words. First contact ffs. I wish he'd make first contact with the aliens out of Mars Attacks.

I f***ing hate Grant Hanley He's a big clumsy duffer. Imagine every bad British centre-back stereotype rolled into one player, and you've got Hanley. Scotland don't exactly have a history of producing great centre-backs, but I cringe every time I see this f***ing orc on the team sheet. He's straight out of Mordor, this guy: a big, knuckle-dragging, pea-brained mongo who's only talents are crashing into things and eating Hobbits. I'd hate to see him play for us.

John Carver is in it too?

Dirk Kuyt

I would let him have one game back in the prem and that would be v Palace. Beyond that, I couldn't bear it.

He's from Stoke. Going from Hanley to Burslem is like having an exotic adventure to a Potter. A relative of mine used to live in Hanley. Utterly grim place. I used to play football in the Staffordshire leagues. Sub-human scum. Stoke / Hanley would give Mos Eisley a run for its money. Me too. It was the Marston's Alliance for me. And you are right on all counts. Often ended up in casualty following a 'game' against The Broken Arms or Rock Ape Utd following a 'good, honest challenge'. Most of them honestly think Stoke is the best place on Earth too when in reality it's like living amongst a Jeremy Kyle audience.

He's from Stoke. Going from Hanley to Burslem is like having an exotic adventure to a Potter.

Yep, they certainly are.

It feels like that time as well. I'd forgotten what it felt like to be a fan and not just someone taking the p*ss out of some floundering muppet trying to pass themselves off as a manager. This is where I'm at too

This feels like our last chance to save the club from oblivion under Ashley. If big and little Mike fuck this up and Rafa goes and we go back to employing Pardew-level chancers then half of us will probably walk away for good and the rest will just accept it and meekly watch the club rot away into the lower leagues.

Trying to think of some nano football related puns but I'm struggling. Anyone? Can't think of any at the Mindy. I liked this one. Probably cos I'm old.

It happen

We're going to need him to get us promoted in the first place

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