Lush Vlad

Play the best football under Klopp and have done it without the obscene backing money wise, like some of the other European clubs at the top level. I don’t even mind their fans. Much prefer them to Chelsea and Man U, for example.

Same. Want Liverpool to win the lot. Fuck City.

He is an utter penis.

Annoying that it seems like Leeds are the most likely to go down now. I don’t mind them and like them in the Prem. Everton would have been amusing. Burnley have been awful to watch for ages. So I was thinking either or is fine with me.

"Shambolic from you today Jamaal. Tomorrow, you've got to bring in bacon and dry biscuits instead of chocolate. Just pop it on me desk."

Polar opposite, in my experience. I know a few down this way who are top lads and I've always got on with Everton and Liverpool fans on away days. I've always felt it was a bit of a media, stereotype thing with Scousers. The same way it is with the deluded Geordies, who expect Champions League every season.

This, basically. Wood has shown he isn't good enough. Despite helping steer us away from safety and doing some donkey work. Wilson has shown over his career he can't stay fit. I think it would be a real gamble if we went into next season without signing a senior striker for decent money.

Agree with this. I think a lot of the talk has been around a striker, wide player, CB and goalkeeper. All guesswork, of course. But swap GK for DM and I think they are the positions we need to strengthen the most.

You’d think Real’s luck/style of playing won’t hold for 6 legs. But who knows. They keep looking dead and buried and somehow find a way.

City love bottling it in the Champions League, don’t they? Should be out of sight here. Yet keep giving them a way back in. Quite impressive from Real Madrid. They have looked kind of poor for most of the last 4-5 legs. Yet they are clinical and find a way to stay in games and then win them.

Keeper?

Haha. In fairness. We were linked by some tabloid the other day. But seems like Arsenal and other big clubs will be in for him. Not a chance we would be able to get someone that high profile just yet.

The playoffs are looking tight as it stands. If Sheff Wed equalise. Is that going to be 4 teams on 80 points, all with similar goal dif?

Surprised matey that’s suggested we sign Mount, Saka, Lewandowski and Suarez. Hasn’t said we should go for him

I thought he meant R9 for some reason.

Jesus has hit some form of late. Feels like he was out of the team a lot earlier in the season or often shoved out wide.

Yes and no. Probably getting ahead of myself. But if he carries on at this trajectory. Could one of the European elite level clubs come in for him? I don't think it's that unrealistic to think that might happen. He does seem genuine with his comments and passionate about the 'project'. The fact he decided to join a relegation scrap, bought into the club's vision and backed his own ability does speak volumes, mind.

Fucking hell

Are you on the wind up? I've seen you mention Mason Mount. Now Suarez and Lewandowski

At least Goldbridge is funny a lot of the time. His clearly scripted, but very good Partridge like takes and turn of phrase have me chuckling away.

It’s annoying how desperate he is to dive and not try and actually get to the ball. Did it a good 2-3 times at least against us. Looks a top player and a top cunt to boot.

Takes a massive step across Matip who barely touches him. Then chucks himself to the ground and there is an almighty tangle because of it. The first was a dive, he dives all the while. I don’t think this was. I thought it was him trying to be clever and you would say you see those given. But it would have been soft as fuck.

Hendrick is on his way back soon.

Agreed. But the way Carragher said they will be the biggest club to go down. Then so nonchalantly disagreed with Souness, like it was some ludicrous suggestion. Was a bit weird.

Probably only because he dislikes Everton just as much as us.