Lush Vlad

I really don't want Carroll back and I agree with this:

Had a watch of 5 mins or so of that vid. He looked awesome against Wigan, shame we were 4 down mind Love the videos that get put up showing every touch of the game, good or bad. Would be great to see for Spurs. If anyone is a wizzard on there and has some time on their hands.....

That is the worst tatoo ever. What the actual fuck "I've got a terrible SAFC tat, so I'll just cover it up with some brightly coloured, horrendous looking koi carp" Reminds me a bit of Magikarp the pokemeon, from when I was a kid

I don't get it?

Need a full back more I reckon, but I'd rather we tried for both! If it's a case of one or the other, I'd definitely prefer to see us bring a full back in.

You're right, he's not a player. He's a playaaaa

I thought he was banned from driving? Just checked his twitter now you said that (no I don't follow him). Seems as if he got his licence back recently. Might lose it again judging by this photo. http://yfrog.com/gzli2hej What a plum.

See Ranger in his cream and black 'Ranger' Rover on Saturday at about 8 ish. Was driving stupidly fast and cutting across lanes on the Pilgrim Street/A167 roundabout. Such a weapon that bloke.

Did anyone else think he had instucted us to play shorter yesterday? Krul rolled/threw the ball put on numerous occassions. The 4-4-2 in the first half was poor. But it seemed as if we were trying to keep the ball down even when the formation wasn't working. Good stuff

Any highlight reels from the game yesterday kicking about? He was ridiculously good. Took the piss everytime he got on the ball. Happy to pay the admission fee just to watch him play!

Hope that is the team. Could be 4-4-2 or 4-3-3. Looks pretty strong to me.

Just watching the 13 minute NUFCCOMPILATION video of him. Actually forgot how good he is over the summer! Want to see him play tomorrow, but I get the feeling we'll only see him if we're chasing the game. Catch 22.

Joseph Barton ‏@Joey7Barton Just come off the golf course so only just heard. A call would of been nice. Ah, well life goes on... someone needed to call him up to tell him he'd lost his number 17? Does it matter? He hasn't been given a number at all! Worded it poorly though.

Top tune that.

I'll just be happy to see him get more games for us than last season. Got a nagging feeling that that may not be a foregone conclusion. At least we'll have the Europa and hopefully a minimum of 2 rounds in each of the domestic cups. We've actually got a half decent squad of players to rotate for more winnable cup matches. When everyone is fit, we have options in most areas. Just really lack decent cover full back and only really have two quality strikers. Which is why I hope the 4-3-3 is adopted and we rotate Ba/Cisse a bit more as the central striker. I think we might try and mix it up even more this season and not play the same players, formation and tactics all the while. We changed it at times last season, but sometimes we seemed a bit flat and stale.

Sounds a little bit Carribean in his interivew. Then wiki'd him and seen he was born in Curacao, which would explain it. Which is apparently a place in the Carribean and not just a drink. Learning all the while me! Comes across really well, looking forward to seeing how he gets on now.

Pet shop boys? Which track? They're bloody brilliant

I have no idea what that chant is meant to be or to the tune of? Sounded awful

terrible

Has anyone started with the paranoia yet? Tiote or Cabaye must be off etc? I have to say, it has crossed my mind, but only a very minor worry. Just think we have signed a DM already, albeit a young un. Amalfitano can play in the middle, Marv has seemed to play centrally for us a few times. Abeid is looking decent, Jonas can play there. Then we have Gosling, Tiote and Cabaye on top of that. Still, I'm taking the positive way of thinking and saying that signing Big Vurn, is a clear hint that Pards wants to play 4-3-3/4-2-3-1.

Great news

80+ dribbling, 85+ shot power, 70+ finishing and long shots, 75+ heading and jumping 80+ strength and aggression, 75+ crossing. To be fair his weak foot deserves to be poor As for Colback about 85 short passing Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=722009&page=2#ixzz23c4mkdtI On about McClean fuck me, he's pretty mediocre. Not one of the best wide players in the league outside the Sky 4! 75+ crossing he rarely beats the first man.

The amount (in £millions) he's going to pay for Llorente Fletcher

Why? Seconded. Are all fans this paranoid during the transfer window, or is it just us?

All of which apparently have knocks. I know Davey boy! Hence why I mentioned them in particular Tiote and Colo just sound like the old 'carrying a knock' type injuries players conveniently get before International friendlies. Cisse and Ba sound like they'll be alright. Cabaye I'm a bit unsure on, because like HBA, he's barely plaed for us in pre season. Did play 3 out of 4 games in the Euros for France mind and he seems a naturally fit (Dreamboat) guy. Fingers crossed!