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Must...resist...racial...stereotypes...joke... Didn't realise Scottish people were associated with chicken like Did I mention he had ordered haggis instead of baked beans and he was pouring Bells Whisky into his coke. I think he was wearing a kilt and had a beard as well

Ben Arfa is pushing him close, although while HBA looks sultry and smouldering in that way on French men and women can Raylor looks like he's just been told his dog has been ran over. At least Hatem looks cool as fuck, as you say Raylor just looks like a mardy twat.

Must...resist...racial...stereotypes...joke... N'Zogbia or Moncur? :lol: I suppose there is a joke there for either if you're man enough

I see him at the KFC on London Road right near the ground, fat bastad had about 8 bits of chicken.

That is the plan ... Says who? That bloody agenda horse is back. Although I actually tend to agree with you on this, what excuse are they going to have for not relocating fans to level 4?

http://imageshack.us/m/838/900/newnewcastleblackshirt.jpg Seen that one, someone posted it yesterday. Looks bloody horrible, hopefully another fake. Was looking forward to a Netherlands type orange shirt.

Two words. James Perch

Yaya will win that easy.

A lot of Pardew's interviews lately don't fill me with confidence I have to say. Saying things like "trying to get the owner to spend" and talking to Llambias about how much will be reinvested. We needed to spend a fair bit before Carroll left, so we should be spending at least £20m-£25m on 3 or 4new players, can't see that happening though.

Especially in the last 3 games I have noticed that we seem to keep the ball on the deck a lot more than we did under Hughton. Now I know we had Carroll, so we utilised the long ball a bit more, but under Pardew we do seem to look after the ball pretty well and try to get a passing game going. If that continues next season then I will be impressed, I suppose a lot depends on what money he is allowed to spend. ATM, I'm not for or against Pardew, I still think he's a bit of a clown, but he's actually done pretty well considering.

22 and 24 :lol: That is ridiculous, the one on the right looks like a cross between John Lennon and Timothy Spall, there is no fucking way he is 22! Nice strides by the way mate, Gola are they? Or is it just Lou and Andy from Little Britain?

Surely we won't be spending so much on one player?! Can't see that being a goer unfortunately.

My mate was told to "MOVE!" out of the way by Nile Ranger in Tuptup recently, and when he refused Nile said "Do you know who i am?" Proper big-headed like Did he hit him with a cracking one liner comeback or did he just move in the end?

I am going to be more gutted when Jose leaves. In my opinion he is an integral part to the way we play and he's the best left back I've seen at NUFC. Plus, since Carroll has left, we've played the ball on the deck alot more, every cloud and all that shite. Not saying I'm happy he's gone, just trying to look for positives!

:lol: brilliant! I thought it was quite funny at the same time TBH, he smashed a hole in the middle of the pitch. I know what you mean though, it was obvious he knew what was coming and I'm sure AP warned him before the match, such a needless booking, didn't look like he touched him, but I was in L7 and he certainly stuck a leg out after losing it. I accept him getting cards playing defensive midfield for a mid table club, especially when he has someone as unfit as Nolan playing alongside him. A lot of the time he gets carded because of persistent fouling or he takes one for the team as such (e.g after Campbells fuck up against Liverpool). But, as others have said, some of his cards are just rash and brainless. Hopefully now he has adapted to the pace of the game and what constitutes a yellow, he will simmer down a bit. Glad to see Pardew will be going through his bookings with him.

I dislike Llambias even more than Ashley TBH. But then again, MA employed the daft twat, so I've got that the wrong way round. The owner and the VC have no clue about football and the fans, lovely stuff.

What could they do though? We can't get back in the top 4 overnight. If we got two or three top quality players in over the summer, and two decent squad players, maybe Jose would stay? Who knows, it sounds like he's hinting at that in his interview with the chron, and he said the same to Marca. However, I personally think he's away regardless and it's a bit of a kop out from him, much like his 'wait until we're safe line' now we're safe there has been no mention of a contract. All the journos and various rumours seem to be saying that he's a lost acuse and he's leaving in the summer, all we can do is speculate though, but it hardly looks promising.

Forget who the interview was with, but one of the players referenced Pardew's meticulous approach. They were asked whether they were prepared for the game, the response was "It's impossible not to be with Pardew, he goes through everything 100 times"! Read a while back about getting two more anaylysts in and having DVD footage for every player and their potential opponent. Jury is still out, but there have been changes in the way we play, slight improvements across the board and I'm a fan of this new, seemingly more proffesional approach. However, I still find some of his press conferences and comments cringeworthy and strange. Full season with his team and tactics in place and he can be judged, if he gets that long.

The favourite on there is always "my mag mate said" or "a mag at work said" followed by some ludicrous, clearly made up story. That forum really dies attract some mouth breathers, but it is a mackem forum after all.

When did sunderland sign Dawson? Canny bit of business that slipped under the radar!

They said he done his arm in the gym, must have been pushing 5kg dumbells and his arm snapped.

I actually tend to agree with a lot of his negative views on the club/board. However I can't just simply blame them 100% for everything bad that happens at NUFC like he does, it's petty and childish. I was hoping maybe he was ITK to the goings on inside SJP and he could give me some decent debate, but it appears he just makes stuff up based on a load of assumptions.

Look at the Carroll 'transfer request'. That is the way he will be painted by journos like Lee Ryder who are as good as on the club's payroll. Not this again. I see you failed to anwser on the Carroll thread when asked about the clearly made up and fabricated stories by Carroll, plus the contradicting quotes attributed to him. "I don't want to leave, why would I want to leave" "When Liverpool come in for you, it's impossible to say no" oh and the fact he looked so devestated turning up for his medical. Change the record you boring bastad. It's clearly a bit of both, the club wanting top dollar for him and Carroll wanting top dollar himself. But just bury your head in the sand and peddle your s*** propoganda every time you get the chance mate. Succinct and accurate, you win this round. Sorry. I'm busy at the moment. The summarises how I feel about your post btw. So busy you're trolling in other threads looking for a bite? Of course you are flower, you just keep burrying that head in the sand.

Play a different tune. Still waiting? Or have you not got a reply?

He's only been pencilled in for Liverpool and Birmingham to be fair What about Pardew saying April against Wolves? Then last 4 or 5 games, then Liverpool, then Birmingham, then the last 2 games, then never!!!! hehehe