Lush Vlad

Seems to be your thing. :lol:

"When I dated her. She used to get really horny after going for a kebab and was up for all sorts." Not Guilty.

That moke Adrian Bevington was on Talksport this morning. Going on about why Southgate should get the job, because of how good his press conferences are Saying the one after the Slovenia game was the best press conference from an England manager in years. Just waffling on about how we should back him and he should get the job going forward. How he will have us playing more positive football and you can see the early signs of that already...... Utter drivel, basically. Also kept referring to players wanting him to stay. Well, that sounds the same as some of NUFC's 'stars' under Pardew. They know they will get an easy ride. Henderson is at the front of the queue saying he should get the gig, I see If there are still those that share these ridiculous views at the FA, which seems highly likely. Due to all of the media speculating on him getting the gig full time, should we beat Scotland. Then no wonder we are in such a mess. Gareth Southgate as manager is even less uninspiring than Fat Sam

Matt Ritchie's volley against them last season comes to mind. But that is the first one that comes to mind, due to it being a year ago and the fact he now plays for us! I am struggling after that?

"Findus Crispy Pancakes with roast beef and black pudding filling." Has to be Allardyce or Bruce.

Look forward to that Cardiff game. Picked a good one to go to, it would seem

Might still travel up for Sheff Wed on Boxing Day. But I'm a bit undecided. Sounds bad, but with it now being on TV, I'm not sure I can be arsed with the journey. Forest away suits me. I can rarely make Saturday games, so I think I'll try to get to that one. Never been to the City Ground either and it's been on my list for a while.

That Red Dwarf pic The second Dwight Gayle on the bottle of broon, looks a bit like McClaren

WTF is that, wow the amount of "it's all about us" in their Yedlin piece is staggering. I'm not about to defend Ryder but these are pretty stock questions, no matter who the player has played for before. The ironic thing is they slate him for being back up to Anita, but they know full well he would start at RB for them, who as they like to remind us are in the Premier League. That whole article is filled with negative, "poor me" s***, which sums up the state of their club perfectly. "No one is listening, DeAndre." But we'll write an article about your quotes, dissect them line by line and analyse each one individually

Krul on a bad day is better and I actually rate Darlow as a fairly decent keeper.

Spot on. Can't really watch the likes of Soccer Saturday, or listen to most of the drongos they have on Talksport, for this exact reason. He is a complete WUM and a bit of a dick. But Adrian Durham doesn't always toe the 'PFM' line. He is one of the only ones I can remember openly calling out Pardew on his bullshit and bad record.

I have done it before, but not often. But it has only been when we've been getting hammered and I am leaving straight after the game. I live 240 miles away. If you live locally, then it does seem a bit odd.

Didn't he get beat in the air and the centre back nodded it down? Good that he was up there making a nuisance of himself, though. Was involved in the 3rd and 4th and it sounds like he had 2-3 headers at goal, too.

I couldn't think of any tall white players, with a similarly infuriating style. But I take your point

Did he head the ball against someone else or into his arm or something? Looks like it takes two touches before it goes in.

Your boycott over Ronnie? It's the first game I've been to in a year and the second since Pardew's first 0-3 against Sunlun. The club's vaguely on the right track now so I'll go to the odd one when I can unless that changes. I was only watching on that crappy live stream. But I tend to agree with your original point. We did the same towards the end against Villa. But I'm not sure how much of that was by design? I don't care if I so arrogant. But this league isn't really very good. It feels like we are letting teams back into games, that we should win with ease. Letting them grow into the game, get some momentum and it ends up quieting the fans down, or worse, it makes them restless. I know Rafa can't help the fact that strikers miss easy chances. But we do seem to go a bit cagey after getting a goal. Can't really say it's not working so far. As we have been seeing out a lot of games fairly comfortably, after getting a lead. But it could end up being costly in the long run and I do sometimes wish we would annihilate teams, when we are clearly so much better than them. Still early days and we started off in a similar vein last time. Seem to remember a lot of scrappy, close wins at the start. Before going mental in the second half of the season, when we started destroying teams.

Just to add to the lazy comparison theme. I thought in the last two games, he has looked like the worst parts of Shola and Sissoko combined. Seems to have a decent amount of skill. But his feet seem too slow to make it work and he loses the ball on a regular basis. Shola. He runs into blind alleys and tries to bundle the ball past players. Sissoko. I was only watching on that live crowd feed, that got taken down towards the end of the game. So a bit hard to judge too much last night. But he doesn't appear to be getting any better and seems to almost always make the wrong decision. Takes an age to do anything and always wants an extra touch or three.

Imagine being excited at the possibility of Allardyce returning as manager

Agreed. Worked so well against QPR, too. I'm not sure if Norwich still such an open game. But if they play anything like they did in that 6-2. Then I would like to think we'd wipe the floor with them.

Didn't they draw 5-5 in Fergie's last game? Quite a while ago. But not like Redknapp to talk absolute bollocks and exaggerate. He likes to use 'literally' on a regular basis. Always funny reading his bullshit comments in isolation.

I didn't know the "Succulent Chinese Meal" meme, so thanks lads. Absolutely creasing myself here. Same. I have just watched the video of that

A Kna. Ket might run it close, mind. Only time anyone appreciates goal music.

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