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You haven't watched many of our away games, have you? As for the first line. I can kind of see your point. But even that fraud Pardew, would actually grind the occasional result out away from home. We've fluked a win against Bournemouth and beat Spurs with a last minute winner. TBF, at least we played well in the second half of that game. Apart from that, last night, was how I see us play away from home most weeks. The Everton and Chelsea games are still fresh in my mind and it's been going on far longer than that.

I couldn't believe the commentator was going nuts about how good the goal was from Shaqiri. I thought straight away that it had taken a huge deflection and even then, I thought Blob should have saved it. It was straight down the middle FFS. This cardboard cunt just stood there.

I think Dummett and maybe the centre backs, are the only ones that can actually come away with any credit from that. TBF, Lascelles and Taylor had very little to do. But they targeted Dummett a fair bit and for the most part, I thought he did alright. As for the manager and the rest of the players :gm's patter:

Awful. He gets absolutely fuck all in the way of service. But he looks overweight to me and often makes the wrong decision. He regularly seems to drop into someone else's space. Like the ball will be going straight to one of our players, he seems to think they won't win the header, hold it up or whatever. So he just runs straight towards them, gets in the way, or just leaves a big hole behind him, when the ball is eventually flicked on. He also seems to have a knack, of winning a header and then not knowing where the ball is. He looks so lost and clumsy at times. Finally, his play acting is absolutely pathetic. Throws his weight around like some sort of hard man. Then goes down like a sack of shit and screams at the slightest bit of contact. Like a poor man's Diego Costa. Despite all of this, for some reason. I still kind of like him. I think he's been thrown in at the deep end and he is usually completely isolated up front. Playing for a team that don't create chances. Hardly conducive to a successful season.

Absolute cunt. Getting towards Pardew and Carver levels of hatred. What the fuck was our plan? Like every away game, we just punt the ball up the pitch, try and attack with Sissoko and Janmaat and try to keep it tight at the back. We created our first real, genuine chance in the 92nd minute. After he just threw players on, in a desperate attempt to get something from the game. What entertainment. Elliot was time wasting from about the 30th minute and all. The fact is. He watched Sissoko stink the pitch out and never thought that maybe he should take him off. He brought Riviere on, to do what exactly? Hold the ball up so we can cling on to a 0-0? He started Gouffran, another player that shouldn't even be in the matchday squad, the same as Riviere. Colback and Shelvey starting in centre mid is actually painful to watch. They're probably the most immobile pairing in the league. No Saivet, Perez or Aarons in the starting XI? Wijnaldum was marginally better than usual, but still can't get involved enough to actually influence a game. It was all wrong from the get go. Then, when we actually had a chance of nicking something from the game. Due to the conditions and Stoke also being equally as shite. His answer is to bring on some absolute shithouse, who seems to be allergic to scoring goals. He never makes changes until it's far too late and when he does, often gets it wrong anyway. He sets us up wrong every time we play away. Hence the pathetic record. Fuck it. End the season now and relegate us. Like a lame, wounded animal, we want putting down.

Yep. Gambled on Mbemba's fitness against Everton. That went well.

Yet more weapons grade horse shit being spouted by TCD. Standard.

Going back to football. These fuckers are going to get out of it, yet again. Allardyce will get them to grind enough points out and they look far more likely of fluking some results, than we do. 4-1-4-1, though. With 3 defensive minded midfielders They may well stay up. But fuck me. Having to watch Allardyce football and that setup for the foreseeable future I almost feel sorry for them.

I guess they'll just throw Byrne under the bus and use her as a scapegoat. She's the only one that knew, of course

Armstrong did it the other day Cam Newton being a prick and doing it seems to work. Lingard in particular, looks like an absolute weapon when he does it.

People calling Atlético Madrid, ATH-letico. A lot of TV presenters do it and it's always annoyed me.

Their answer FFS "Business speak. Business speak. Hot air. Hot air. Guff. Guff. Guff. The club identifies where it has gone wrong and then works towards the solutions." Fuck me. They're not doing a very good job of it, are they? Since Hughton, we have been involved in 3 relegations scraps. One of those, is currently ongoing and may result in us actually going down. I think we've finished top half twice? 5ht and 10th. The 10th place finish flattered us massively. I think we had the standard Pardew losing streaks, where we were battered to nil. Plus yet two more derby defeats. I've only skimmed through the minutes. I've never bothered reading them before. I don't think I'll bother again.

Fair play. They cost me £100 off a £2 acca. But I didn't realise Sevilla were 3-0 up from the first leg! N oway would I have bet on Sevilla, if I had realised. I checked all the aggregate scores beforehand. So I must have missed it or read it wrong.

It's not just opinions though, is it? You seem to try your best to come across as smug and condescending. Plus, you almost always seem to be saying the opposite to the majority and you just end up trolling threads. I'm done whining about it, mind. Like I said, I'm sure you're a decent bloke. You just often come across as a complete bellend on here.

I'm sure you're a great guy in 'real life.' If you're not acting out of your character on here. Then I can't imagine you have many friends and I'd wager you get into a lot of arguments.

I think we'd have quite a large number of fans, going on like pricks. I'm not sure there would be a ground wide celebration, though. The only other time I've seen such passionate celebrating, was the 5-1 against the mackems.

Nice mention of him being a 'London boy.' Geordies hate all Cockneys, don't you know? Awful write up.

They didn't. It was just funny as owt to them. TCD talking shit, yet again. They did care. They were partying in the stands, hugging each other like they had won something important or just avoided relegation. They were going nuts for a long while after the final whistle. Full of hate and anger before the game, as well. Throwing shit from those steps that you walk past, to get to the away end. On top of all this, the way they went on afterwards, suggested that yes, they did care.

Hard to hate/dislike Liverpool and Spurs, these days. They would have been up there on my list, in the past. Really like Pochettino and Klopp. Plus Spurs have done it the right way, IMO. They've got a load of quality players, but don't really have a superstar. I'm sure Poch gives youngsters a chance, as well. When Spurs had Redknapp and then Sherwood and Liverpool had Dogleash and then Rodgers. It was quite easy to hate them.

Oh I don't think there is any case for them to answer or that the FA should be doing anything. I was more pointing out just how badly they have handled it and how I can't see how anyone can argue any different.

Fair play, good punt! After City went 1-0, I really fancied 3-1. But like you said previously, betting in play can get a bit silly. Even for tiny stakes, you can end up losing a fair bit, just fucking about and doing next scorer, final score, last scorer etc.

The club needs to make a statement when the trial ends. If it turns out they did know, then someone should be sacked. I can't believe some of the head burying going on, from quite a lot of seemingly decent, level headed mackems and all. The chief inspector has already said the club knew about the case and the details. It has been mentioned under oath a few times that Byrne knew and had the whatsapp exchanges, police interviews etc. I think by Johnson and by DCI whateverhernameis. It would be pretty easy to disprove this and why would Johnson lie about this bit under oath? Wouldn't sunderland then have grounds to sue him? The fact they didn't in the first place, after he was sacked, is pretty damning Plus, the whole lying in court thing isn't a great idea........ Byrne may end up being used as a scapegoat. But even if the club release a statement, saying they were unaware and Byrne had kept it to herself, so she has been sacked because of it. Would you honestly believe that? Do you not think other people at the club, in positions of power, would be interested in what was going on, in such a high profile case? Do they not have board meetings or does nobody talk to each other at SAFC? Would Short not be asking what the situation is, with one of the club's star players, who is on bail for a very serious allegation? Our club is run by a pack of cunts and I have no problem in pointing this out, when they've acted badly. I just don't understand why sunderland fans are still trying to act like the club have done nothing wrong? I mean it's bad enough that he was never suspended, pending the outcome of the trial. Instead, they trotted him out every week, for your fans to applaud and cheer for. Now, it sounds as if they have been complicit in the whole thing, for 8-9 months. Yet they decided to do nothing and let him play, knowing full well he was guilty of at least the grooming and the kiss.

So would he lie in court? Tell the court that SAFC knew, had copies of the interviews and whatsapp exchanges? Surely that could be pretty easily disproved, if so. So why would he risk blatantly lying, like that? I'm sure the detective involved in the case, had already said something the other day about all of this. So it's not like it's Johnson's word vs Byrne's.

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