loki679

Just had floated set penis to Moke at the back post flashbacks.

Be over soon then you can watch the football

Only need one of the youngsters to come off for it to pay for itself. You'd think at least one of them would have enough about them to command a decentish fee in a season or two.

We're Newcastle. A wheels off disaster is literally in our club song.

Get in.

A spoon race would be a bit shit, like.

Yasir breaking out the chequebook as we speak.

They're not pressing us, just sitting off.

MIGGY FFS

Darren Bent the half time 'back in the day' spot on the international feed. Canny.

For who? Miggy and Gordon are playing well.

Isak's not having a good game

2-1 to them, Salah pen and Slobbo.

Isak had the ball and was moving in on goal when he went straight through his legs.

HTL

I remember he had a tap in from a few yards out and it went out for a throw.

Freddy Cheezo to make it the bestest window wor Lee has ever licked.

Howay lads, his name is Shak, clearly his brother must be Pav.

Beg Jow visiting the disabled supporters club.

Weak jawline. 2/7 WNB.

What about Frimpong from Leverkusen?

You're literally the worst 'ITK' on the site. More of a 'KFA'.

Pile on 0-0 for that game, lads.

Aye, choosing your seat should be a basic requirement, that's shit.

So we got a good mix of newbies and people who have previous history then. Win-win.