loki679

Thread title change to 'Sandro Tonali has begun 10 month ban and is fucking around in Dubai while our knackered and beleaguered cripples struggle manfully on through a North East winter filled with must win matches'

We'd sign him from Milan and it'll turn out he's been noncing rabbits or something.

We always struggle to break teams down when they sit deep and with the state of our squad right now we've got nothing that's gonna break through.

Fucking NASA have heatshields that last longer than our squad

Do we buy all our players from Swarovski?

If we can get one we'll batter these

FOR FUCKS SAKE

HTL

Bend over, lads.

Still can't believe we got paid for him

I'd have Bardghji as a starter.

Anyone got a link to that video after the takeover that starts with Nina Simone 'Feelin good' and then cuts into all our goals and stuff saving us from relegation? There were loads of mint videos after the takeover but I can't seem to find any of them now.

Fuck me, he is anarl. 12 goals in 8 games so far at 41 years old

Aye, let's say the quiet bit out loud.

And the Pardew connection obvs.

We were after James Tomkins at one point aswell, weren't we?

You'll all be thankful for that internet weirdo bumping this when we draw AZ in the Waffa next season.

You'd think she could afford new stuff.

You saying Orientals don't make good workers? That's a bit racist, mate. Reported.

Freddy Cheezo plz

We'll win 2-2. Isak hat trick and another clean sheet for Pope and co.

More proof if it was needed that there are no good Ians.

I wonder if just general day to day life comes into it at all. I'd imagine most men talk football with other men and quite rarely talk football with women in the office or pub or wherever.

Wullie has a point though. Women's football isn't a great standard which is an excuse given often for why people don't watch it. Those same people will happily watch a bunch of League Two cloggers kick the crap out of each other for 90 minutes though.