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Aye, height of humour that and not at all predictable.

The stupid gifs are worse than no rumours.

That's the worst kit I've ever seen

I would have us in the tier with Spurs, Villa and Brighton tbh. We're nowhere near Man Utd or Chelsea yet off the pitch.

We've got this up and coming young lad called Jeff who's destined to be an absolute superstar. We'd hate to let him go but if you chuck £50m our way then I'm sure a deal could be done.

It would be massive to achieve champions league qualification again this season, the more we play in it the more quickly our co-efficient will improve and the more money we'll get for qualifying. Realistically, looking at our squad and the teams we're up against I think 7th or above would represent a decent season and continued progress towards our goals.

Whatever floats your boat I suppose.

Aye, we could. There's a lad at Leverkusen who could come in for a fraction of the price and is arguably a better prospect.

Don't care about his Demba style exploding limbs, I'd move on because for the money we could do a lot better.

Beg Jow riding a sausage roll with a bottle of dog

35 million euros is less than we paid for him

The sell on clause is an interesting idea. Wonder if they've put something like that in.

I can't believe you had to use a program to decipher that

I'll have to put this in code so Rich doesn't understand so apologies to the general membership. Mods (Mike) - et'sL hangec lla het itlest ot uckf ithw ichR

We'll get Mike to do it when Rich is asleep.

Aye. Still one you haven't found though.

'Captain Steak Bakes' was a far better thread title.

Cracking lineup humour potential with that last name along the 'Fish Costa Fortune' lines.

Hope Ritchie isn't his mentor at NUFC.

18 year old isn't a model poster. Shocker.

Think we're just talking about human kits in here.

Beef cheesecake?