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Carver's ruined Gouff o'clock

Well this should be fun.

Probably for the best, Colo is captain after all.

More of an English vs wrong English thing this time.

Probably hasn't tbh

I'm just looking forward to his contract renewal this summer

I reckon he'd just freeze in place, an even more unmoving statue than usual until, 5 hours later, a cleaner saunters up and whispers 'I think they've gone mate'

This fifa pro license must be ridiculously easy. I sometimes get the feeling the only question on the test is 'did your cheque clear?'

How desperate can you get? Ashley should get him to wash the kits on a Sunday as well, I'm sure he'd gladly do it. AND YOU WERE f***ing s*** AT IT Couldn't even get the Country right. Right continent

That's not what they've said though. They've just said the head coach won't have the final say on transfers.

I liked 'Chucky' better tbh thread title mong

Forgot wages, signing on fees, agents fees, dog food, cat food, food, electricity bills, charitable donations and hair gel.

Any of us would give our right arm to play an active part in Pardew's inevitable failure at Palace. Shola has that chance and has taken it with both hands. Man's a hero if you ask me.

I really hope he signs Darren Bent.

He already was. There was talk of him pushing for a new contract for him before he went off to the Turkish 2nd division

Wonder whose leg he'll break this time. Looks like he's trying to rip the shirt apart.

The Estonians are gonna be raging at that.

I find the same. Seems to be fewer upsets to me and if a team is under about 2.3 they'll generally get the result.

Where's Kaka? This is his moment

£10m well spent.

Sounds like he's been and got a book on management from the library

You don't need 7 defensive players on the pitch, it's a waste. Play one DM if we must and free the others to get forward.

PLEASE RENEW YOUR SEASON TICKETS

With the other options available to us Mclaren would be a disappointing appointment.

West Brom making all his dreams come true. They'll have the girl he fancied at school out of the nursing home next.