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I wouldn't, I'd give up up and go and be a bin man and hope I'd still have time to make it as a road sweeper one day. Don't give up your dreams. You can still make deputy shift supervisor.

Somewhere in Manchester a young, mildly psychopathic Newcastle fan has just punched his monitor.

Luis Suarez. His mum must have had a whale of a time breastfeeding him.

So if he works hard and impresses he might make it to the level he was at 2 years ago before he joined our academy of career death.

You're looking for the credit to Pardew but no blame club. It's two doors down, just look for the saliva covered windows.

The poppy on their shirts looks like a sore arsehole.

It doesn't mean either of those things so yes, you probably have. ? Yes it does. Strange retort. As a verb it means to be visibly anxious or to wear something away gradually. Just checked Wikipedia? Some of us are literate. Don't fret... Really? I was looking forward to gradually wearing some stuff down tonight

It doesn't mean either of those things so yes, you probably have. ? Yes it does. Strange retort. As a verb it means to be visibly anxious or to wear something away gradually. Just checked Wikipedia? Some of us are literate.

It doesn't mean either of those things so yes, you probably have. ? Yes it does. Strange retort. As a verb it means to be visibly anxious or to wear something away gradually.

It doesn't mean either of those things so yes, you probably have.

"Darren Bent, Jack Colback, Michael Dawson, Andy Carroll, ...." "Fuck off, Alan."

They're a fucking disgrace. He used 'me and John' instead of 'John and I'. Illiterate twat.

Are these the quotes you lot are on about?

Good. Hope they get rinsed, scummy bastards.

Pardew and Lambert getting backed while Pellegrini gets pelters

Love Jonas but him on one wing, Gouff on the other and Tiote and Colback sitting behind them will result in me digging my eyeballs out with a rusty spoon at some point.

It's no shrewsbury.

Can't wait.

Gotta be some kind of dick to earn more in a week than most people do in a year and still end up bankrupt.

A chinese WC would be fantastic. The infrastructure is already in place, just need to order 100 million tons of fireworks.

He seems to have really bulked up his upper body. He's shaping up to be our new Ameobi.

Could have just left out 'football coaches' tbf.

Gonna be such a boring season. Palace and Burnley down plus one other, us and the mackems scratching around in mid table doing nothing.

http://i.imgur.com/mW9Pkck.jpg Indeed.

RF tracking chips in the ball and players boots Or in the boot and players balls if you're sadistically minded.