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Just laid out of my bet on the liverpool game 2 minutes after putting it on, this looks rank.

I think the real Cissé has an identical twin brother. The real Cissé was the person who played for us in the January he signed. His twin brother took over for the last two seasons. The real Cissé was back for a few games this season and then he went to Africa to play during the international break. After today's performance it looks like the real Cissé has swapped places again with his identical twin brother. Just like LoveItIfWeBeatU has a twin brother. But they both post shite so nobody can tell.

Why do I keep watching us?

Fat Mike looks pissed.

Some slack assed adminning going on today like.

Mackems are worse than us, this is comedy.

Cracking finish from the mackem.

Imagine sitting in a confined space with Mick Lowes man. Fucking horrific.

Ians if possible.

I'm actually feeling sorry for the away fans that have to go and watch us

We are such a two bob outfit

Maybe 1 win in 15 sounds better? 1 win since March? 5 wins in 10 months? The 1 win in 15 is more accurate. 1 win since march is fair enough except like the 210 day thing it doesn't take account of the fact that the close season was in the middle of that period. 1 win in 15 games is better? No, it's a more accurate and factually correct statement. 1 win in 210 days is misleading. You're right.

Ashley is in a position right now where he could turn things around and get the fans back on side and it wouldn't cost him a penny. Sack Pardew with NUFC paying the compensation and invest the profits the club are making back into the team and I think a lot of the fanbase would get off his back. If we had a decent manager and were seeing £30m a year being invested into the team the relationship would repair itself in short order imo. Just depends if he's arsed enough to do it.

Maybe 1 win in 15 sounds better? 1 win since March? 5 wins in 10 months? The 1 win in 15 is more accurate. 1 win since march is fair enough except like the 210 day thing it doesn't take account of the fact that the close season was in the middle of that period. 1 win in 15 games is better?

Maybe 1 win in 15 sounds better? 1 win since March? 5 wins in 10 months?

29 minutes gone, 0-0 they're at 1.05.

£45,000 traded on Frankfurt women @ 1.02

They could re-open it and just show jesus films.

Why do they want to worship in a cinema?

I dont think you'll get that. Pardew's mind set is to not lose first , then he tries to win a game. The football on show will be cautious and simple. Adn then usually loses anyway. That's the pisser. At least while Pulis and hippo heads teams played, boring, functional, dour football they ground out results with it. We play shit, defensive, turgid football with 9 men behind the ball and still get humped 4-0.

Adrian Durham and Talksport seem to be the only ones talking any sense on this. That's how fucked up this has become. Talksport are the voice of reason.

Germany U19s getting done 4-0 off Austria U19s

How times have changed. Keegan got reprimanded by Ashley for suggesting similar after we played Chelsea. Now it is the party line trotted out to remind supporters that we have unrealistic expectations. We're expecting to get relegated, he's expecting to cement our place in the top seven. Whose expectation is more realistic?

Cement our place in the top seven ffs I think he must be high

Does this mean we won't make the champions league this year after all? What a fucking rectangle man. Some of the shit he comes out with is just hideous. WE'RE IN 18TH PLACE AND HAVE WON 5 GAMES IN 10 MONTHS. Aye, stick your fingers in your ears and listen to Pardle telling you you're great. Twat.