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We could always start entering stuff like the Johnstone's paint trophy I suppose.

Fucking hell, you're telling me we can't even win something when we make up our own rules to exclude the best teams? Let's just chuck it in and play hockey or something, eh?

We've still got the (8th place) champions league spots to aim for. If we don't manage 11th we'll only get the (8th place) Europa and nobody wants that.

You'll all be singing a different tune when he's parading our 8th place champions trophy around the toon.

The fuck? Why not Sammy Rooney or Sammy Smith or something. Racist imo, always suspected you.

You'll have to be more specific. Unambitious fat men are ten a penny round here.

Look at our teamsheet today. Any manager worth his salt would look at our lineup and think 'stop Ben Arfa and they're fucked'. He was our only creative player out of 11 so it makes it easy for the opposition to shut us down just my doubling or trebling up on him. Oh no, we might leave some space for Tiote to run into and someone will have to go get the ball from the haymarket, we make it fucking easy for them man.

I'm amazed by the creativity we've managed to cram into one lineup.

8th. Best we're gonna get boys. 3rd round of the FA cup is a cup final for us too. Why do we even bother with these cunts?

Look at the fingers, man. He's telling us it's gonna be 2-1.

Is that a direct quote from Kinnears CV ? That's his reference.

Because they're a football club and we're a billboard.

Name change to 'wirethere' in the offing

Alan wants to experiment with him. He'll come on for santon at left back on 67 minutes.

Uncle Joe did say 'I won't let any of our shit players leave this window'. Or have I got that quote wrong?

3-1 draw. Oldham to win it in extra time.

With Cajun tbh. Plenty of ways to insult the senile old cunt and the fat mess who hasn't seen his dick in 20 years without going all RTG and wishing them dead / horrible illnesses etc. A bit too far and kind of reminds me of Kevin the teenager.

Twitter AND facebook, eh? That'll put the wind up multi billionaire businessman Mike Ashley.

Wrong thread twitter bollocks about sunderland targeting players to buy. I don't think you could have made up anything more inappropriate to post in the 'we're all fucked, we're signing nee bugger ever' thread.

Shouldn't that be 'Trabzonspor waiting to hear from #nufc on Cisse bid'

Add Cabaye and Cisse's wages onto the transfer fees received too (as per NUFC BS protocol) and we're sure to win the balance sheets this year. Call it £35m total. Plus the extra TV money and the net negative spend over the last 5 years and we should have about £100m in the transfer kitty. Wow, this summer's going to be great.

Absolutely agree. Don't agree with Brett on much but this is correct. Wish i had a quid for everytime someone said that... i'd be at least 9 quid richer 'Don't agree with Brett'? You'd be able to buy us a new midfielder mate.

10 million plus marveaux, that would make sense ? Strictly speaking Obertan and Shola are footballers, could offer them. Chuck in an extra £5m if they'll swap DoFs too.

I wonder if Cabaye's agreement to leave this January was contingent on us being pretty much safe from relegation.. I.e maybe it was a 'Alright Kebabs, if we've got 30 points by the end of January you can go'. He has been in blazing form for the start of the season, maybe he was playing for a move in more ways than one. He gets his move, we're safe and get a big chunk of change to go towards our reported summer overhaul and the rest of the season is written off.