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The Daily Fail will be doing some right wing story about european immigrants at NUFC getting here and bringing all their friends and families after them soon.

Give them a chance. They've only got 8 fingers each and it takes time to gather enough mackems together with enough fingers to count to 20 million.

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Aye, will be moving to the same club as Conca probably on equally as daft wages. Guangzhou? Drogba is off to China too apparently.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say someone called 'Mick'.

You certainly can. It even comes with a piece of string and a brightly coloured picture book showing how to tie a knot.

Wickham, £8 million Fletcher, £10 million Cisse, £9 million Graham Carr, priceless. For everything else there's mackemcard. (accepted at over 2 kebab shops wearside-wide)

Chairmen in the birmingham area know there's more than 4 managers to choose from, right?

Didn't they take the 360 pic about 10 seconds after Man United scored?

Mike was still fat when congagate happened so maybe they just mistook his huge jiggling arse cheeks for two people dancing along behind him as he got up to order another 3 dozen chicken burgers.

We're at that point in the season where they have generally realised it too Now we have about another month until the cycle begins again and every player they bring in is a world beater and we're green with envy. They're gonna SET THE TRANSFER WINDOW ALIGHT!!11!one11!1

Del Piero's last game for Juve. Subbed off to a great reception, fans crying now as he does a lap of honour around the pitch (while the game is still going on )

Funny as owt. Many players do something stupid and get sent off. Only Joey Barton follows it up by trying to kick the shit out of everyone who comes near him afterwards though.

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Bramble and Turner CBs? Sunderland must really want Man Utd to overturn that goal difference deficit.

WBA should really play Cox up front. Then their front two would be Long-Cox.

Not too sure about 4-4-2, we've looked much better playing the 4-3-3 (or 4-2-3-1) whatever it is. Just hope he's put the creative freedom slider all the way up and selected fluid for playing style.

Graham Carr follows players, other 'scouts' follow Graham Carr

aye. Didn't even play well in the first quarter. Most successful team in the history of the BBL. Aye, but never forget the Sunderland Pigeons beat them 90-10 in 1901. FTE. FTE. JFTE .

Perch would actually make sense. He's in great form, can cover loads of positions and, lets face it, a Perch 'calm the fuck down, i got this' picture in an england shirt would be cool. I'll be supporting France anyway I think, don't give a fuck about ingerland if our players aren't involved.

To be fair there's some quality replies in the cockfighting thread

They're a strange bunch. My brother is a Liverpool fan (and my mum is sunderland, what a family) and even though he was born in newcastle and lived down south for most of his life he still has the same attitude. He joins in the self pity and grandiose delusions and everything so it can't be a scouse thing, just that club. Everton fans don't seem to have this moronic attitude either, it's just the red half that seems to engage in this bollocks.

Mackem Logic indeed

Oh, aye, you wonder how the poor little lamb gets by. Can't be easy scraping through on just £520k + bonuses a year, makes your heart bleed for him.

I'd add Krul to that list. It's very difficult to find top class goalkeepers unless you're willing to pay an absolute fortune.