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Blatantly just following us around and going for any player we're linked with. Let's start putting some stories out that we're trying to sign Emile Heskey and Carlton Cole to screw with them.

The one in the away shirt has a very natural skintone for a satsuma.

I bet the kit designer slit his wrists when they told him his new creation was going to be modelled by Phil Neville.

4-4-2 doesn't have to be hoofball but what we saw last season was that 4-4-2 almost always ended up with us playing hoofball. The fluid 4-3-3 gave us so much more in terms of movement and options on the ball.

Poor lad lived at Seaham Hall for 3 years by their reckoning. Must have been a nightmare commute to training every day.

This is descending into mackematics. 'What's 30-2?' '30!' 'Fuck off' '32' 'Catts for me like'

Sign someone already ffs.

I could maybe see it working if they had promotion and relegation from the national leagues but for me it would just rip the heart out of football.

Says on his wiki he's a poker player now, made $400k

I'm hearing he wants about £50k a week with £1m agents fee. The tribunal fee could be about £5m so it could be a bit too rich for us.

Least he didn't say he'd be honoured if his former teammate joined such a great club.

If the sell on clause is true it's pure trolling by Mike and Dekka. Wouldn't be surprised if the actual wording of the clause in the contract is 'Newcastle United will be paid 25% of any profit made following the sale of Andy Carroll lolz, no refunds kthxbai'

He's going to be one of these average players that keeps getting moves to massive clubs all his career isn't he?

Just think, in 2 years the MK Dons fans will be as happy as we are. We should all pencil that date in to go party on their forums with them.

Holt and Carroll up front? There'll be some bruised defenders in the prem, that's a fearsome combination in the air.

FIFA will grant new registrations for them.

There's nothing happening in the Debuchy transfer man, let's have a fight instead. Ready, set, go!

See what's happened? When I first read this post I had a little chuckle and moved on thinking it was quite a clever use of 'Giggs' and it took a minute to think about it and realise it was a serious post.

I did Andy Jacob's visa when he went to China a whille ago and got a mention on that show. True story.

I was listening to that too Phil, sounded very patronising tbh. There was that guy on who had spoken to Ba's agent though. Said he was very happy in the north east and not thinking about moving.

Never mind, was a great clip. Amazing how Bigi managed to bend that overhead kick perfectly to bounce of the seagull into the net after taking it past those 7 men.

Depends on the add-ons I suppose. Could be 'If his name begins with L at the start of the season, extra £5m, if he is still a man at christmas, another £5m' Guess we'll probably never know for sure, best just to move on to the next one.

Is that a joke? They're taking the piss if not. De Jong is gonna be unhappy about that.

Walcott not good enough for some of them. Silly mackems.