loki679

I don't like either of those options.

We need another striker as it is, why get rid of a good one we already have? Madness, I tell you.

So why are they waiting? They have a keen sense of drama.

Well, no they haven't. 'Rangers' were an SPL club who are undergoing liquidation. Their place in the SPL has been taken by another team as they were unable to fulfil their fixtures. 'Sevco' are a new club who have been accepted into the SFL in division 3 like any other new club applying to play in the SFL. They can't play in europe because they don't have the required 3 years of accounts. They haven't been relegated. 'Rangers' were fined but that fine will never be paid and any prize money they were due will go towards paying their creditors.

Any reason you're using hyphens instead of commas?

Andy Carroll Stewart Downing Jordan Henderson That fat bloke from blackpool.......

lee-tul-cheek

''Now picture yourself holding your career in both hands, yes that's it, and dumping it in that toilet over there"

Hopefully Mike will just tell them to fuck off and we can move on to better targets.

Does Shola ever look unhappy?

Can't see much wrong with it, just another generic football shirt really, not good not bad.

How are PSG going to get around FFP?

It's not one of those transfers where we have to try and convince the player he's really really wanted here. Carroll would love to come back, it's fine on that side so there's no need for Pardew to come out with the usual superlatives in the press trying to sway him. If, on the other hand, the Liverpool board think Pardew is desperate to get this one 'over the line' then they're not going to be as flexible on the price. Basically, Rodgers has been an idiot coming out in the press and saying the wrong thing but for me Pardew has got it spot on there. 'If they can sort out the price we'll take him but not too bothered if it doesn't happen.'

I generally think that Sky need to fill airtime on SSN so they jump over every little thing no matter how ridiculous whereas the BBC can be a bit more choosy with their stories, only reporting when they have something solid.

I don't think you can use KKKenny's transfer dealings at Liverpool as a yardstick for anything other than rank stupidity.

Yes, for 3 of him.

Here ye gan http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=715556 'i wouldnt watch the kunts if they were playing in my back garden' Someone should tell him that piss stained alley next to his box doesn't count as a garden.

I would hump an Orca like. You know, the more you post in this thread, the closer you're bringing yourself to having to bang a whale. I'm beginning to think you actually want to do it.

To be fair they could probably get away with merging every topic on the board into one big thread entitled 'Fuckwittery'

Can't see Mike going for a deal where the player can be taken away after a season by another club either.

Blatantly just following us around and going for any player we're linked with. Let's start putting some stories out that we're trying to sign Emile Heskey and Carlton Cole to screw with them.

The one in the away shirt has a very natural skintone for a satsuma.

I bet the kit designer slit his wrists when they told him his new creation was going to be modelled by Phil Neville.

4-4-2 doesn't have to be hoofball but what we saw last season was that 4-4-2 almost always ended up with us playing hoofball. The fluid 4-3-3 gave us so much more in terms of movement and options on the ball.

Poor lad lived at Seaham Hall for 3 years by their reckoning. Must have been a nightmare commute to training every day.