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We're practising tantric transfers this window. We get oh so close but don't actually finish it.

It's like that Simpsons episode where Homer becomes a boxer. Obertan just has a massively thick skull.

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Sounds like an arsehole, no thanks.

One of them seemed to have twigged sir ricky the other day. Luckily the rest of the mongtard horde descended on him and buried him in a torrent of 'you're the fewkin mag kernt' before any real damage was done.

Ribery next. We have to balance out the sexy side of our squad.

'Neesy's Honour' won in the first race at Warragul today )

We've all done it. You go to the shop for some milk and end up coming home with a twix, a magazine and a tin of beans. Dekka's gone to the shop for a striker, his mind's wandered and he's ended up buying a defender. Mike will probably shout at him a bit but it'll be ok as long as he's got a twix too.

I actually quite like MJs posts about spurs. You guys are just dicks.

She's now pregnant

They're going to have quite an old back line if they're planning to go with Brown, O'Shea and Cuellar.

As far as I know there wasn't a welsh league when cardiff and swansea joined the english league which is why it was allowed. If they were to try and join today they woulld be refused by UEFA.

There's also the point of all the extra TV money from next season. It's not just that we'll have more money but every prem club will. I can see this driving prices up and a lot more teams being active in the market next summer. Perhaps we're hitting our targets now in case there's extra competition for them next year.

Funny how he was going to sign all these good players but never did. He's like the aftertimers on the betting forums who constantly jump into threads after the event has finished and declare that they had a lump on the winner.

Rules....

I dunno but they're undercutting the club shop on prices. Boils my blood it does

I hear we're after some striker from Holland, Luuk de Jong. 12.5m euro bid in for him apparently, looks like a good option to me.

So basically the last 3 pages can be summed up as 'If we find a better player than Jonas who will improve the team we could sell Jonas'.

Good spot, you might be Santon to something there. Hmm, good point, i might need to think this obertan a bit more.

Could be some messed up game of football bingo that Pards, Dekka, Big Mike and Carr are playing....

Are we only signing players from the first few letters of the alphabet now? Cisse, Cabaye, Ben Arfa, Ba, Debuchy, Douglas, Anita, De Jong, Amalfitano......

Nobody cares about that man. Ok i will start calling the premier league, the p-league. Barclays premier league so give it a minor tweak and you can call it the brap-league

Don't like the sound of that too much.