1964

Can't fucking stand the man and his weird wonky gob

It was always only Ashley that made me embarrassed to support the club. The managers he appointed just did what shit managers do

And Richie is probably squaring up to eunice on the M25

Let's just hope the team and supporters get down there safely, supposed to be flying down this afternoon. That is not looking likely given the hoolie blowing

Is there a correct font now? 'Oooh that's Sans Serif and should be Times New Roman!!!! Cancel my season ticket'

Sure it wasn't, 'was working on feeding Bruce After Eights to fit into the abomination if he wanted to get minutes'?

Dunk is suspended and we've nicked Burn, so their centre half area is weaker

His is called a seat map

Laughed at shelving unit way more than I should He's more mobile than he was but then again he used to move like he was in Tussaurds

The difference for me is that previously when we scored it would barely register, I would be glad if we won but largely ambivalent. These days it's a 'GET IN....!!!!!!!' and ? around. Like it used to be, like it should be

That's not true Defoe does start just by the time he's got from the dressing room to the pitch, it's the 80th minute

Wood has been playing in them

Neither has maxi to be fair

In 73 there were a lot of people cheering for them in Newcastle, it was much more of a region vibe

They're getting real life mixed up with Call of Duty, easily done when the pinnacle of your existence when you reach the next level before your mum shouts you down for tea, followed by a few pints celebrating your 50th

How different is it when we are all pulling in the same direction? It just feels great that we all want the same, from board to management to players to supporters. First time in for ever!

Apparently nearly 40 yr old Jermaine Decrepit is 'utter dog shit' who'd a thunk that

Dubs right back, Murphy in goal for me. Staveley up front

Wonder if they are OK with taking the Neil

It's appropriate that he is beside the 'mind the gap' platform paint

Took us from the brink of oblivion, relegation to division 3, had us promoted the following season as champions, playing some fantastic football. Attracted some of the best players in the world to come to Newcastle and smashed the myth that no top class footballer would come her, almost won the premier league playing the best football we've ever seen, left a legacy that smashed European teams including Barcelona. He played a massive part in our recent history, and went a long way to putting Newcastle on the footballing map. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say you were joking

What we should be excited about is rather than squabbling about which of them had the bigger cock, revel in the fact that no matter how good he is, or gets, Maxi will be going nowhere, because we have a shitload of money to build a team of 11 Maxi's

Or if he supports BLM, could be at the weekend Imagine if he took the knee, there'd be segregation of the food area and toilets in protest

Aye much as I love big Joe, when he gets the ball at his feet in the box, he should have his own little car where the doors fall off, the wheels collapse and silly string comes out of his club crest

Aye you would think it could at least be taken down the launderette.......