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Every time I see Mike Ashley at the top of the list I fear the worst, that he's still alive. Can we agree not to post until he has shuffled off this mortal coil

That looks like its got to be photoshopped

Anyone that uses embonpoint gets kudos from me I doff my cap

And we got a draw with city but there is no doubt who the top 2 will be and city have had bad injuries. The point is that even in 2nd gear both teams win a vast majority of their matches

The premier league is now worse than Scotland in terms of dull predictability. The fact is that no-one would bat an eyelid if either of the top 2 went anywhere else in the league and won 5-0 away. The only really competitive game, when they both have a fit squad, is when they play each other

He didn't, it hit the defender on the back before going to almiron

Not sure what game you watched mate, hoofball from us, we were dreadful

Looks nothing like us. Sitting deep and can't get out of their half. It's close enough. Stop ruining my fantasy. Yeah they play out from the back just like we do..... punt, panic, give the ball away, concede ...... nowt like us mate

If you like football that makes your retinas self detach he's doing well

Put a shift in did the lumbering plank

Barnes got one every time

I don't think longstaff got enough credit for the second goal, 30 yards out, great strike. Not many in our squad could do that

I thought the ref was going to overtake him at one point

We'd be livid though were the boot on the other foot. Still a correct decision

I'm waiting for the kindle version good read so far tho

You do know he'll be in Saturdays match squad don't you?

Did he say 'to be fair'? I always thought that was just a nervous thing, turns out it was his racial preference

I might be a bit thick on such matters but how is the entire risk on Maddrox? They have £10m of the Americans money and if they don't repay the Americans get Sunderland. That's like saying I'll take £100 of your money but if I don't pay it back you own this dog turd. I've still got your £100 and you've got a dog turd

You're forgetting Dumbo as well

Considering we can't get the blaydon races right, the chances of that sounding anything other than a mumbling ramble are zero

Our forwards are our best defenders and our defenders are our best forwards

That's possibly the problem, he has Sports Direct psychologist

That is patently not right, I think they were a real threat today and defended well, you can't say that's nowt to do with the manager

He was top notch today

How small time does that look?