Chicken Dancer

Anita and Marveaux take a better corner than Cabaye, which is hardly saying anything. But just look at every corner and free kick Everton had around the box last week. Every one was right in the danger area. We dealt with them OK to be fair, but what I'd give for us to have someone who can deliver a ball like Baines.

Fuck sake, really struggling here like. No news on Taylor either. Don't like backing against us but Norwich at 6/5 looks tempting. Krul Debuchy Williamson Coloccini Santon Bigi Jonas Anita Marveaux Obertan Cisse Elliot, Tavernier, Ferguson, Ranger, Sammy, Streete? Campbell? Dear me it's desperation this like.

He's good on manager.

How did he deserve it more? Suppose his goals won Real the league, but Messi is just pure genius. How many goals was it in the end? 90 odd?

I didnt back Messi when he was 4/9 either. Mates talked me out of it, convincing me Iniesta was going to win it. I could see the logic in it like, but I really am a monumental tit.

ACN in the future though as he plays for Gabon. Remy might go to next World Cup\Euros. During the season the ANC though. Not anymore is it? After this season or something. Probably wrong like.

What's the actual tune to the Oh Guttierez song? Was on pre match in Brugge? Proper bouncy!

Arse going a bit now. Don't fear them at all, they're fucking shit. MONg is a good cup manager though (one off games) and think he'll tell them to kick the shit out of us again. Keep the ball for first 20 minutes get the crowd a bit restless then pick the cunts off with our superior team. 2-0 to us. Someone you don't expect like Jonas as well as Shola's usual goal.

It's the shite in the tunnel I detest. Fair enough we don't exactly see it much but it does look fucking hideous.

5-1 was just like a massive fuck off to that lot, after taking the piss for a year when we were down, self proclaiming themselves 'top dogs' etc. Villa 6-0 too. Not for atmosphere or that just like a big fuck off you horrible cunts after the way they went on when we went down.

I hope not, because a few of the lads I'm going with are using other peoples tickets.

People with loads of points who are not going could easily get them and sell them for like £150. If they're cunts that is. Should never rip off a fellow fan.

Not so sure meself. Every fucker I speak to is going, the demand will be massive. I reckon we will take well over 10k there, hopefully they give us the full stand which I think holds about 6500. I'm in a group of about 18, points varying. I hope we all get tickets, can't see it though.

Anybody actually clued up as to whether people stand a chance og tickets? Obviously depends on allocation but if Birmingham got that many surely we would. Then again we're a bigger draw so Brugge fans might be more keen.

Hope to fuck I get tickets. These 100 loyalty point rumours worry me.

Colo was about to rifle it in the top corner if Cisse's ball was better.

Shola at Chelsea. Colo home to Wigan. Both last minute as well, let this cunt take them.

Cabaye definitely can. Everyone (Ben Arfa included) seems shin at it. You're right about not winning like. I think we used it all up on the Arsenal 4-4. I'm sorry like. I love Cabaye, plus he is glorious to look at, but can he fuck take corners. The only player in our squad who can is Raylor. It's worrying to be honest, at the point now where when we get a corner I think ffs.

Set piece work needed ASAP. Cabaye can't take corners like. Also the fact we've never came from behind to win under Pardew (in the league) is worrying.

Back home now, Villa better team, we were frustrating as fuck. Someone tell me the formation we played? Needs sorted asap this like. Every set piece we took was shit btw, Cabaye, Ben Arfa, Bigi and Marveaux included.

Ashley attitude marra. FTM.

Mignolet marra. FTM.

I'd be pretty pissed off if we just didn't give a shit about it. We spent all last season wanting to qualify, so we may as well give it a go. Fucking 2 games in 4 days, wow. I sometimes play 2 in an afternoon on Sundays. I'd happily sacrifice top 6 for an extended run to say the semis. To us, what does top 6 even mean? Aye it looks good on paper, and you get more prize money, but it's not like the playing squad ever see the fucker, so just go for it ffs.

Would love to see them both score in the same game like. Ironically last time (the only time) it happened was against Villa, so fingers crossed.