Chicken Dancer

Its not that bad man, bet you it looks much better when someones actually wearing it. Once Cabayes got it on everyone will be masturbating into a sock at how he makes it look like the gown of an Asian prince.

There is literally f*** all around the stadium apart from Pizza Hut and one Carvery pub IIRC So where are the away fans drinking then? Probably Middleton I reckon.

I've got £50 on them from the day we played Liverpool, got 9/2.

Hope the weather is nice like, love a proper sunny away game

Jason Puncheon.

Chelsea are going through like. Just seems to be going for them, crowds getting a bit restless as well.

Abeid outside Billy Hills near Haymarket. Tall bastard.

Unfair on the team we're playing like

This. Wouldn't mind going for Joe Bennett or Neil Taylor again.

No need whatsoever for that control from Tiote's switch. No need at all.

That 2-0 was class. Early goal helped, the Gallowgate was rocking on about 80 minutes. Don't give a fuck what anyone says, I love Keegan!

Couldn't resist, £8 on Bristol, Hull, Blackpool, Reading , Huddersfield and and Sheff Wed returns £167. Really fancy Motherwell at 4/1 too, Wigan at 100/30 also looks tempting. +1 Double looks decent.

Wouldn't the FA Cup spot and the last Champions League place essentially just swap? Say Spurs were 4th, but Chelsea win Champions League and FA cup, the FA Cup spot would go to 4th, 5th get the normal EL spot and 6th (Chelsea) would get the Champions League spot?

Fourth gets the FA Cup spot, I think.

I wouldn't mind a punt on Lallana. Looked decent every time I've seen him and could be useful in a few positions. Probably want to stay at Southampton if (when) they're promoted though.

Coventry missed a pen the arseholes!

Had my Paddy Power account up to £645 on Saturday, its now on 0. Need Coventry/Cardiff to pull me out the shit on a double then hope West Ham, Swindon and Reading win on a treble. Both £100 stakes. Think that'll be me done for the season if they're both flat.

Fucking hell, what a horrid little bunch. The sooner they fuck off to the lower leagues the better. Horrible club made worse by their horrible charv little manager. Rank players too.

Being in Players when Taylor went over the wall. Love beating that lot in their own back yard. Liverpool game a close second followed by the Darwen End Disco in October.

Sounds class, especially in an away end.

I'm sure Pardew and a few of the players think 6th actually allows you to qualify automatically. Still need Dalglish's crew to do us a favour, could essentially afford to come 7th then.

Some good players who's contracts are up, off the top of me head I wouldn't mind Hoilett and Diame.

Again, we need dept in the squad. We can not just have 11 first top players, and rest is youngsters. Its up to Taylor and eventually a new CB to impress Pardew, and make their way into the first 11. Its how they get better, never let anyone think for a second that the place in the squad is their to have, you need to stay sharp, and play well. If not there are hungry quality players there to take your place. Aye I understand your point like, just think people underate Taylor at times. Even in the Championship him and Colo until he was injured had a beasty partnership, that continued this season as well. Not against us signing a centre half like, but would be very hard to keep 3 top ones happy!

I'll feel sorry for Steven Taylor me like. Was class in the first half of the season, and Douglas wouldn't come here to just sit on the bench. I'd rather we signed a centre half who was say 20/21 who wouldn't mind sitting on the bench and getting the odd game in the cups and hopefully Europe,with the view that he would be Coloccini's long term replacement.

Regarding the dive, aye he got stick all game and that but if he had scored we couldn't have complained because at the end of the day, he's paid to scored goals. However, if he had of cheated us out of the game then he could never show his face up here again. No need whatsoever.